F.D.F. -- Federal Department of Fucking
Under a pornstar president, these special agents fuck away the world's problems.
Chapter 1
by 
yournewbestfriend
In the year 2032, the United States elected president Alexandra Moan, a former adult film star who became a sex work legalization activist and, eventually, a politician. President Moan's radically progressive platform revolved finding ways to improve the lives of average people, including universal healthcare, new approaches to trade, and other policies.
She campaigned on a federal law legalizing sex work, so that was expected. More surprising was her creation was a federal agency called the National Sexual Health Service, devoted to helping everyday people find and live more sexually satisfying lives in any way possible. Mostly, that meant free condoms, sexual health counseling, and education programs. But it also meant military-grade research into the science of pleasure, and a division of field agents who would, quite frankly, go out into the world make sure people were getting satisfied. President Moan thought it wouldn't be so bad if people in the U.S. behaved a little bit more like the characters in a porn movie, which is to say perpetually horny and open to sex with strangers should the opportunity arise. She called it "Sexual Chaos Theory."
We called it a license to fuck.
Six years later, as President Moan's presidency draws to a close, the impact of those NSHS agents, casually known as the FDF or "Federal Department of Fucking," will likely be her legacy. While it isn't as if every single person fucks every other person, semi-public and even public coitus is not uncommon. Law enforcement now routinely takes a "bang it out" approach to conflict resolution, dramatically reducing the amount of violent crime and arrests. The FDF remained a key preventative measure, though, generating sexual desire nationwide. They were almost like superheroes, the best of the best.
"...And, starting today, that means you." Cassandra DeBooty, director of the NSHS, said sultrily to a room full of men and women in black suits. "After months of training, you two have finally earned "Field Agent" status. Welcome to the Federal Department of Fucking. Please go out there and make the world a hornier place."