Dimensional Rift Resort
Two Weeks at the Malawagwa (Adders Encouraged!)
Chapter 1
by 
JingleJester
You still can’t believe your standing here.
Just half an hour ago, you had received an E-mail informing you that you’d won an all expenses paid, inter-dimensional vacation to the luxurious Malawagwa Resort! A notion that had almost made you laugh with how ludicrous it was.
The bizarreness of it all actually had you curious. What kind of scam were they hoping to push with such a stupid gimmick? You click the link, hoping not to hear a virus alert.
Suddenly, you feel a light breeze; which begins to grow rapidly in strength. Before you can react, you find yourself being violently sucked through the screen; the edge of the monitor distorting to accommodate you.
You awake to the sound of soft violin music being played over an intercom. You are sprawled on your back in a large brightly lit lobby, next to a quiet fountain.
As you stand the receptionist, a busty blue-skinned woman with long green vines for hair, greets you; remarking that someone from earth had FINALLY accepted their promotional giveaway.
You are still stunned from this unbelievable experience as she explains the terms of your free vacation. Namely, that you will have a two week stay at the hotel; which will equate to roughly 3 hours and 44 minutes in your world. She also explains that any purchases you make will be covered by the hotel, though you won’t have access to any VIP services.
Before you can ask any questions, such as what, how, and why; you are escorted to your room on the second floor by two bellhops. Specifically, you are escorted like a piece of luggage.
Your room is fairly sized, with a large window that overlooks the hotel pool; where patrons of various bizarre species are milling about. You only really have two complaints. The first is that the lamp on your nightstand likes to flicker occasionally, which you find mildly annoying. The second is, WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!?
You still aren't sure if you've fully come to grips with what’s happened, but if what the receptionist said is true, then you may as well enjoy your time here.
The only question now is, what to do first?