About me
- Gender
- Female
- Birthday
- February 2, 1987
- Location
- United Kingdom
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Cock
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Pussy/Cunt
- I write erotica because
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It's fun, why else?
- In conclusion, I am
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A dirty girl with a dirty mind, looking for people share in my depravity.
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Ambushed by goblins
by vertigo
Chapter 2 in My new life as an Elf
As if to confirm my words, a loud cry followed by wet chittering, came from the surrounding bushes. The sound is not quite laughter, not quite speech, but something between, as an army of green, stout, pencil nosed creatures emerged. Each one, pale fleshed, streaked with filth an...
8 hours ago 608 Words 7 Likes 570 Views -
About as well as the rest of this train wreck of a day.
by vertigo
Chapter 10 in My new life as an Elf
The place was far bigger than the outer wall let on. Vulca wasn't kidding when she said places like this were home to small armies. The courtyard alone looked twice the size of a football pitch. Lines of stalls for businesses seem to fill most of it with what looked like a traini...
8 hours ago 1,168 Words 0 Likes 59 Views -
I'm dragged into a tentacle pit
by vertigo
Chapter 2 in My new life as an Elf
I was still in shock for a good few minutes before the sound of something moving in the distance snapped me back to reality. Wet chittering, twigs breaking and low voices that were just barely audible. The wonders of elven hearing. Not taking any chances, I took off my shoes, an...
1 day ago 1,030 Words 1 Likes 113 Views -
It gets complicated.
by vertigo
Chapter 9 in My new life as an Elf
Problems start the moment we arrive at the gate. "You know the rules, by order of the high king, any orc travelling these lands must present their official rite for doing so." The guardswoman spat her words out like venom as she scowled at Vulca. "This again? Really? I was here...
1 day ago 709 Words 5 Likes 149 Views -
Everything is normal, at first.
by vertigo
Chapter 2 in D&D After Dark
David gave the table one last look 'round to check everyone was ready to go. He took a deep breath as suddenly a warmth filled him, like he had just come home after a long journey. His voice adopting that all too familiar cadence that he effortlessly slips into whenever he narrat...
3 days ago 494 Words 2 Likes 164 Views -
(Accepting contributions!)
by vertigo
Chapter 2 in Terms of Service
Please send me message if you are interested in adding to the story.
5 days ago 13 Words 0 Likes 37 Views -
Her job, appearently.
by vertigo
Chapter 5 in Terms of Service
Things were moving too fast for Joyce. All this information hitting her like a tone of bricks at lightspeed. Her mind seemed to lock up and switch to autopilot as her legs pulled strength from somewhere to move her into the once hidden room. *Am I really about to do this? Why am...
5 days ago 1,057 Words 0 Likes 84 Views -
Jennifer has an investor's meeting.
by vertigo
Chapter 6 in Terms of Service
The wait to find out what Ms Henley had meant was not long. A loud, heavy knock rattled against the wood of the door. Joyce froze instantly as her heart suddenly lodged itself into her throat. People were where outside the office waiting to be let in. People she had never met and...
6 days ago 600 Words 0 Likes 144 Views -
"Looks like he's gone for good this time. But I don't think we should stick around to see if he comes back!
by vertigo
Chapter 6 in Skyrim: CHYOA editon
Hadvar's words are like someone pouring sweet honey in your ear. A warm bed and a chance to pretend you're still going to wake up from this nightmare. You're not even really paying attention. You've heard these words countless times but never have been more welcome. You feel so t...
6 days ago 1,302 Words 2 Likes 85 Views -
Lets try something new.
by vertigo
Chapter 5 in Skyrim: CHYOA editon
Fuck it! No point in goint back for it now. Hadvar is already way ahead of you. And to be honest, you want to see how real this world actually is. In the game, Hadvar mentions trying to talk to the stromcloaks, but a fight always breaks out the moment either of you event the room...
1 week ago 982 Words 2 Likes 155 Views -
To strip
by vertigo
Chapter 4 in Skyrim: CHYOA editon
There was nothing else for it. You were going to have take your clothes off by hand. *Wait? Is this vanilla or mo..dd..ed? Oh fuck!* You hadn't even considered that possibility, until now. Was undressing even safe? (Dragon reigning down fire and aside.) Your mind thinks ba...
1 week ago 500 Words 3 Likes 178 Views -
Nay
by vertigo
Chapter 2 in Goonette Diaries
It was all too much for me too take in. Afterwards, I felt stupid for turning down free room and board over something so trivial, but in the moment, it felt like I was putting myself in a more position than I already was. Alex tried not to show it but he was taking my...
1 month ago 556 Words 3 Likes 183 Views -
A naked sex doll.
by vertigo
Chapter 3 in Goonette Diaries
"Here we are. Welcome hoooo...fuck!" Posed in the hallway, as we both entered, at first glance appeared to be a nude woman, squatting on a dildo, while stuffing a second down her throat. "What, the actual, fuck?!?!" I cried out in disgust as I tried to look away. This was a mis...
1 month ago 1,205 Words 5 Likes 318 Views -
Yay
by vertigo
Chapter 2 in Goonette Diaries
"Fine, I'll go. But only so I can confirm in person how bat shit carzy this is. Seriously Alex, if one of those perv's try to cop a feel, then I'm leaving." As soon as the words left my mouth, I regretted it. I was nervous, and Alex had tried to warn me. So why was I so...
1 month ago 931 Words 6 Likes 528 Views -
Introduction
by vertigo
Chapter 1 in Goonette Diaries
Day 0: You never expect to be homeless. It's not something you plan for, but when it happens, you're left wishing you had. If only I saved up more. If only I had more time. If only my mother and father hadn't walked in on me giving my now ex-boyfriend a blowjob. Some might thi...
1 month ago 1,103 Words 9 Likes 1,379 Views -
Hadvar
by vertigo
Chapter 3 in Skyrim: CHYOA editon
You make your choice and before you know it, you've both just barely made it through the heavy door to the main barracks. "By the nines, I think we're the only ones who made it. Was that a fucking dragon? Bringer of the end times?" Not really giving you a chance to respond, he c...
1 month ago 306 Words 2 Likes 275 Views -
Female Breton
by vertigo
Chapter 2 in Skyrim: CHYOA editon
"Fleeing some court intrigue?" Asked a familiar voice. You suddenly snap out of your haze and the reality of the situation hits you hard. This isn't a dream. You are actually about to be executed in the town of Helgen. "Captain, she's not on the list," Hadvar says in confusion....
2 months ago 929 Words 1 Likes 445 Views -
Right between the eyes.
by vertigo
Chapter 8 in My new life as an Elf
There are a few times in a person's life were they feel a moment of absolute clarity. A certainty so strong that instinct seems to take over and the body moves on it's own. Intention becomes action before the conscious mind has any chance to offer doubt or hesitation. Where the p...
6 months ago 903 Words 14 Likes 708 Views -
First encounter: Goblins
by vertigo
Chapter 7 in My new life as an Elf
It wasn't just the bushes, they were jumping out from everywhere. Bushes, trees, out of long grass, and one was even hiding behind a rock. "Goblins! Filthy little bastards!" Shouted Vulca, her large blade already raised and ready for battle. "We're surrounded!" I said looking a...
7 months ago 1,057 Words 12 Likes 813 Views -
Yes, for now...
by vertigo
Chapter 6 in My new life as an Elf
"I don't know the area, so it would be silly to travel without a guide, but I don't trust you. You stay in front and keep your bloody hands to yourself." "That's fair," Vulca's expression as she spoke told me everything, and I instantly regretted my tone. It was clear to see she...
7 months ago 939 Words 13 Likes 987 Views
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