no

The male officer's last name was Davis, and the female officer's last name was Turner.

"OK, stop that and put your hands over your heads," said officer Turner.

You look at them. "Officer Turner, officer Davis, get into the back of your patrol car, shut the doors and perform oral sex on each other until you both orgasm. Please leave us alone."

"Fine," said officer Davis. He and officer Turner go to their patrol car, get in the back seat, where they are now trapped as the back doors of a patrol car cannot be opened from the inside, and started taking off their pants.

Crystal finishes you off. You thank her and walk down to Ramon at the bus stop. "Ramon, please sit and and beat off for the rest of the night. Please try to get yourself to ejaculate as many times as possible until the sun rises. Please don't let anyone stop you."

"Whatever, man," said Ramon as he stood up and lowered his pants and gold briefs. He sits down and starts beating himself off.