You vow that you and Keiko won't get distracted!

With fiery passion, you told him that you and Keiko weren't the types who cared about material goods! After all, Keiko had devoted her whole life to being a priestess! And you... well... you're so lazy, you can get by with nothing but a futon and a TV set for decades upon centuries of human life. If he thought he could sway the two of you with material conveniences are amazing deals, he was sorely mistaken!

"Hm, then I suppose I can't interest you in our 'Priestesses of the 44th Dimension: Training with Toys', a new hot item based on your recent consumer preferences and browsing history? You see, the 44th god has the idea that the priestesses will perform better if they train themselves daily with a variety of pleasure devices in communal settings. These devices range include dildos, personal massage assistants, vibrators, and that sort of thing, which my company, BUNGEN, happily provides. Ah, well... the kinds of training those priestesses undergo is frankly enough to stir even my cold, old blood-" he answered at length, tilting his oddly angular head curiously as he read from a list, before you cut him off, feeling distinctly embarrassed to have that read aloud in front of Keiko.

"Katappashikara-dono..." Keiko growled, looking displeased with your internet habits. She should have some sympathy, shouldn't she? What kind of guy can survive having the contents of his search results read aloud in front of an arena full of gods?! "After this Kami Kurabe bout, we are going to personally attend to that 44th dimension god and defeat his priestess..." she declared, closing her eyes with a grave frown.

Huh... Seeing a priestess trained that way in action might be kind of exciting!

Crap. You left your telepathy on.

"Katappashikara-donooo!" Keiko shouted, sending her sword bits up to swirl around your head like angry wasps, looking for meat.

You apologized, as Bungen coughed into his fist. "By way of apology, Mister {god-name}, allow me to offer you 5 BUNGEN Prime dollars, as well as a tip: have your priestess equip the wrist gear on the center console. With it, she can order resources from your home world for instant delivery. It's essential for competing in the World Resources match," he suggested, pointing towards the center, as you hurriedly directed Keiko to pick it up. Mila was already doing the countdown...

... Wait, 5 BUNGEN Prime dollars? Score! You started to wonder if they delivered 'Priestesses of the 1284th Dimension: Convent Hazings Gone Sexual...'

You turned off your telepathy again, trying to ignore Keiko's icy stare, as you turned your attention to Shiryoku Zai on the other side of the arena. She'd been very quiet so far...

((Faith -1, Sin +1))