Yes, but Gus and Dana don't

Steven and Mary took a moment to sit on a bench as they entered the zoo. They were both panting like dogs and trying to catch their breath.

"Okay," Steven wheezed, "I think we lost that guy."

"Oh, thank God," Mary coughed. "I'm going to kill my ex-roommate even more now!"

The two finally caught their breath and took in their surroundings. As opposed to the hotel and the golf course, the zoo was extremely peaceful. No one was around, and even some of the animals were out.

"You know, if we weren't naked, I'd actually suggest staying here for a bit," Steven said. "I love the zoo."

"Yeah, me too," Mary said. "This was one of my favorite places to visit as a kid."

Steven glanced at Mary, still trying not to ogle her naked body. "Maybe we could come back here when this is over?"

Mary turned to him and smirked. "Was that an offer for a date?"

"Ummm..." Steven thought for a second. "I want to say yes, but I don't want to sound creepy by doing it while we're naked."

Mary laughed for what felt like the first time in weeks. "After everything we've gone through today, you are not the creepiest person today!"

Steven joined in her laughter. "Great! So, we're good, then? I'd love to see the big cats."

Mary glanced around, as if she were looking for anyone that could see them. "Do we have to wait until tomorrow? We're here now, and we have to go through it to get home."

Steven glanced at a nearby map. "Think they're awake?"

"Only one way to find out!" The two quickly got off the bench and headed for the cat enclosures.

Gus leaned against the bars of the nearby cage as he looked at a digital map of the zoo on his phone. "Okay, so, if those two came in by the south, then that would mean either the penguins or the aquarium would be where..."

He felt something tug on his shirt behind him. A large gibbon had grabbed him while he wasn't paying attention. "Hey! Let go, you stupid monkey!"

His shirt was still wet from his earlier slip, allowing it to tear in the monkey's hand. Gus pulled at what remained, trying to keep himself from losing his clothing. "I said let go!"

"AHA! Gotcha!"

He turned away in time to see a woman in her undershirt and G-string come around the corner sprinting at him. She tackled him, letting the gibbon tear off his shirt and sending the two crashing over a bridge into the zoo's river. Gus stood up in the shallow river and glared at Dana. "The hell was that for, you crazy bitch?!"

Dana sheepishly looked away, both out of shame at being seen in her underwear and seeing the shirtless man in front of her. "I'm sorry! I heard you shouting and thought you were that streaker!"

"Wait, you're chasing that guy and his hot chick too?" Gus asked. "I've been after pictures of that fine ass all night! Not that you ain't as sexy, babe. Maybe need a little bath, though, cuz you stink! WHOO!"

Dana felt her anger rising. In one night, she was stripped to her underwear, lost a couple of streakers, got skunked twice, and ran into a pervert. Now she wanted those two more than ever. "You want that naked bitch? Fine! Help me find them and you can take all the pictures of her you want!"

"That's it?" Gus asked. "I was already after that. Any other reason I should make more trouble for you?"

Dana turned back to glare at him. "You help me, and I'll give you my own pictures!"

She suddenly slapped her mouth shut. The sentence had just came out after she said it. Was she really that **** to catch those two streakers?

Before she could protest, Gus grabbed her hand and shook it. "Honey, you got yourself a deal!"

Gus immediately turned around and waded to the river's edge. Dana slapped her forehead and groaned into her palm. "What hell did I just do?!"

"AWWWW! Look at the baby kitties!" Mary cooed at the glass of the leopard habitat as a group of kittens came to look at her. She tapped at the glass as the kittens pawed at her from the other side.

"Yeah. They're adorable." Steven wasn't really looking at the kittens, but at Mary's ass. She had bent over to the look at the leopards, leaving her butt on full display. Steven shook himself out of it and looked up at the leopard mom resting in a tree.

Mary looked back at him only to nearly hit her face on his cock. She had forgotten she was bending down and not at eye level. She guessed it must have been five inches, and she was certain it was still growing. She snapped out of it and looked up, relieved to see he hadn't noticed her perverted gaze.

The two spent a few more minutes admiring the zoo's big cats. For a brief moment, even though they were still naked, they felt like the night wasn't so bad.