Red on The Green

Both the golfers and the naked couple stared each other for several seconds, neither group moving apart from blinking. This was soon broken as Steven and Mary turned on their heels and bolted off down the green, their entire bodies red in embarrassment.

"Well..." The owner said nervously to the muttering crowd as the two ran off, thinking of a way to save face. "Did I mention every Friday night is... Uh, Nudist Golfer's Night?"

"I thought you said nobody ever comes here at night!" Mary snapped as the two raced down the green.

"It normally is, I swear!" Steven replied. "I didn't know anything about this! We need to find someplace dark that's not illuminated by light!"

"Where?! This whole place is lit like it's daytime!"

"Now then..." Gus said as he entered the golf course, squinting in the dark as he walked forward. "Where did those streakers get to?"

Suddenly, the floodlights came on, blinding him as he placed a hand over his eyes. With a hiss, he walked forward...

*SPLASH!*

And landed in a shallow pond, becoming soaking wet and coated in mud from the water hazard. Spitting and sputtering, Gus rose to his feet as he trudged out of the mud and water, picking up his phone as he let out a growl.

"Stupid city lights..."

Dana made her way through the dark part of the course as she looked around for Steven and Mary, the security guard not seeing, nor paying attention to, the log in the rough patch in front of her. When she finally did notice it, Dana tripped over the log with a yelp and fell on her face as her belt got caught on a branch....

**SNAP!!**

**RRRRRRRIIIIIIPPPP!**

Hearing both sounds, Dana looked behind her to see her pants had been ripped off her completely, revealing her purple g-string in it's entirety as well as the tattoos of Hello Kitty and Pinkie Pie on her left ass cheek.

"Oh, well that's just peachy!" Dana yelled as she examined the pants and belt, noticing they were destroyed beyond all repair. "What next?"

As if to answer her question, the floodlights came on, momentarily blinding the security guard as she dropped her torn pants. A few seconds later, her eyes fluttered open as she looked around...

Noticing the skunk standing in front of her with a yelp.

"Uh... Hey there, Little Buddy." Dana said in a soft, nervous voice, giving off a small chuckle and smile as she slowly tried to back away. Her smile faded instantly as the skunk spun around and raised it's tail. "Oh no..."

"Crap!" Mary cursed as the two ran, "Everytime we get a few feet away, more lights come on!"

"Is this freaking country club losing that much money that it's wasting even more to light up the freaking course?!" Steven called out.

"Fun fact: The country club lost so much money that it's now a retirement home." Mary said, "Had we pulled that streak off now, we'd be responsible for a lot of vacancies."

"If you two pulled that streak off now, the workers would have tried to bring you back to bed." Cassie joked.

"Yeah, that's probably - Hey!" Steven sternly scolded as Cassie exploded in laughter. Despite themselves, the two parents couldn't help but chuckle at the comment.

"Sorry, I couldn't resist." Cassie apologized, wiping a tear from her eye. A look of realization came to her face as she asked, "Wait, is this why you two blush whenever we go visit Grandma? Why she keeps saying 'The Jaybirds have come to visit'?"

"I told you we should've made something up when our parents asked this same question three months later." Steven muttered to Mary before turning back to his daughter with a sheepish grin. "Uh, let's get back to the story, shall we..."

"Just keep running!" Mary shouted as more lights came on. A few seconds later, she looked up and noticed the other metal fence. "Look! We're almost there!"

"Smile for the camera, Cutie!"

Mary and Steven froze as they heard the voice, turning around to see the wet and muddy Gus grinning creepily as he aimed his phone's camera at her ass.

"No!" Steven shouted as he jumped in front of Mary's behind just as Gus took the picture, blushing as his junk was now caught on camera.

But then...

"Dagnabbit!" Gus snapped as he looked down at the phone. "What the 'ell you freaking mean 'No memory room'?! Is it all those nudie pics I downloaded?! Or maybe..."

As Gus began to fiddle with his phone to clear up memory, Steven leaned in close and whispered, "Run."

And that was exactly what the two did as they made it to the fence, Steven climbing over the fence and catching Mary once more before they ran off.

"Maybe if Ah just get rid of the nudie pics of the gals that won't message me back..." Gus muttered before looking up to see the two crossing the street. "Hey! Get back here!"

"Twice in one night..." Dana muttered to herself angrily as she stomped down the green, her hands covering both sides of her panties as she fumed. "Skunked twice in a single night. Oh, when I get my hands on those two, I'll -"

"Hey! Get back here!"

Dana looked up to see Gus heading for the fence, trying desperately to climb over it despite slipping. That was when Dana saw Steven and Mary running across the street, her eyes narrowing. "Not on my watch..."

As she watched Gus finally make it over the fence, losing his shoes in the process before running after the couple, Dana bolted towards the fence and began to climb up and over, letting out a yelp as she tumbled over and landed on her butt.

The good news? She was careful enough this time around that her panties weren't caught.

The bad news? It was her polo that ripped off, leaving her in her boots, socks, panties, bra, and undershirt.

"Ugh!" Dana groaned as she got to her feet, following after the three, "Your great, great, great-grandchildren will stink when I drag you to that skunk!"

"Are you okay?" Steven asked as he and Mary hid behind a low brick wall.

"Y-yeah, I think so." Mary stammered. "Those people saw us completely naked."

"Weird they didn't say or do anything. Not that I'm complaining." Steven said, "That creepy yokel with the phone, however..."

"We just got lucky that his phone ran out of storage." Mary stated, looking Steven in the eyes again. "This is the second time you saved me tonight."

"I wasn't gonna let that creep take photos of you!"

"But at the risk of your junk ending up online?!"

"At least you wouldn't have to suffer the humiliation alone."

Both Steven and Mary felt their hearts flutter again as their palms got sweaty, the two leaning in closer as they stared into each other's eyes. A few seconds later, the two snapped back to reality as they blushed and looked away awkwardly.

"So, uh, the zoo is next." Steven said.

"Oh, right. Lead the way." Mary replied.