Hilarity ensues on the way to the museum

Mary placed her head on Steven's chest and looked out to her left, her arms clasping at his profligate chest hair as the night was delightfully cool and nipped the two positive-acquaintancebirds' skins...

"Dad", Cassie interjected, "that part didn't actually happen, did it?"

"No," Mary chuckled while Steven sighed, "Steve wasn't quite that romantic, not yet anyway. What really happened was..."

The two looked at each other for a while, with Mary being fascinated with the leopards, until Steven decided that it was best to go to the museum.

"Uhhh, honey," he muttered.

"What was that?" Mary noticed his choice of words.

"Oh, I meant Mary!" Steven chuckled, "The clock on the wall says it's 4 in the morning, let's get moving before the dawn breaks. There's a museum on the way!"

The two nudies continued their streak through the rest of the zoo grounds.

Dana tried to follow Gus out of the river.

"Whoa, whoa, whatcha doin'?" he interrogated the policewoman as she neared the bank, "y'all still stank. Get back in the river and take yerself a bath. Now!"

"But..." Dana protested.

"I toldcha I'd do the catchin', now get that skunk off ya, I ain't fixing to ask agin."

Dana sighed and went back into the river, scrubbing herself as the guard gave a grin before turning away.

Walking up past the river, the shirtless security guard caught a hold of two clothesless individuals running just past the cat house.

"Hey, hold it! All y'all are under arrest!"

The two looked back with him at fear, but, noticing his lack of a shirt, Mary yelled out, "Nice tits, they're bigger than mine!"

"Wow, Mom, that was so badass!" Cassie exclaimed with joy.

"Yeah, that's why I married her," Steven said as he took over the story from Mary.

Gus was taken aback by this jeer, noticing his own bare upper half and covering up like a classic ENF. That was, of course, until the streakers made a mad dash for it and Gus had **** but to let go and let his moobs fling around as he gave chase as fast as his Paul Blart physique could take him.

Meanwhile, Dana kept scrubbing furiously in the river. Without any tomato juice or even soap, she doubted she could make any progress on this front, but prayed that the mechanical friction would be enough to make it less noticeable. After a while, though, she felt - and smelt - no luck on the matter, so she decided to just step out of the river. Unfortunately, her shoes got caught in the mud, so as she tried to take a step she tripped and fell out of them and into the river. Surprised by this turn of events, and still tired given how late it all was, it took her a good thirty seconds to get back to her bearings. In the meantime, to her horror not only had the river current taken her undershirt and bra, but it had also left her at the edge of the zoo campus near the museum.

Covered in mud and dressed only in her panties and socks, Dana shivered and stumbled out of the river, planning her next move. On one hand the mud had covered up her skunk smell quite well, but the moisture made her panties and socks really uncomfortable to wear, and she had promised Gus some pictures. She shuddered at the prospect and weighed her other options...