First, the streakers get inside

Steven slammed the door shut behind him as he and Mary entered the museum of natural history. "Man, does anyone in this city lock their doors?" He asked.

"Can you NOT jinx us?" Mary asked. "I think we have enough problems on our hands!"

"Right, right, sorry!" Steven apologized.

The two passed through the foyer and entered the main wing of the museum. They slowed their run to a walk as their eyes adjusted to the darkness of the museum. As their eyes adjusted, they could make out some of the attractions. A Viking warship flanked them from the right side while replicas of the Terracotta Warriors stood on the left. Directly in front of them was a massive T-Rex skeleton with its jaws open to seemingly devour anyone who passed it.

"I can't believe we're visiting all my favorite places in one night," Steven said.

"You too?" Mary asked. "I didn't think anyone else liked the museum!"

"Hell no, I love this place!" Steven said. "Never thought I'd be able to take a cute girl here!"

Steven grimaced at his outburst while Mary gave him a teasing smile. "Ah, you're just saying that because we're naked."

"No, actually, I'm not," Steven said. "I thought you were cute even when you had your clothes on."

Mary's smile turned genuine. "Thanks. You're look pretty handsome yourself - with clothes on, I mean!"

"Right, so I look totally ugly naked," Steven joked. "I hear you."

Mary playfully shoved him in the shoulder. "You know damn well that's not what I meant!"

Their impromptu flirting was interrupted as they heard a series of wet squeaks from the front door. "Oh great, the perv found us again," Mary groaned.

"He moves pretty fast for a fat guy," Steven noticed.

Mary grabbed his hand and ducked behind the information desk.

Gus irritably stomped through the museum on the lookout for his targets. He turned his head quickly to look around and screamed in fear as he came face-to-face with a fierce Viking. Gus cursed to himself at his girly scream, thankful that Dana hadn't been around to hear it.

He finally noticed how irritating his feet felt in his wet shoes, as well as how loud they were. Cursing once again, he sat down on the floor and pried his wet shoes off. Water flowed out of them, revealing his socks were soaked through as well.

"Dammit! Can't walk around like this!" He picked at his socks and peeled them off his feet. Finally free of his footwear, he stormed across the museum floor with his feet slapping the cold floor.

"I swear, I gotta be the most humiliated person out here today!"

Meanwhile, Dana had finally reached the outside of the museum. She was grateful the mud had masked her smell, but her feet were sticky from her wet socks, and her G-string was giving her the world's worst wedgie. It was an easy decision to take off her socks, but she stumbled as her fingers gripped the edges of her panties.

Dana looked around for passersby before letting out a long breath. "Fuck it. I'm already topless."

Quickly, she pulled her G-string down her legs and stepped out of them, throwing them aside into the bushes. She reflected on the irony of a naked policewoman chasing streakers before entering the museum.

Steven and Mary waited for Gus to pass by and enter a bathroom before whispering to each other. "Okay," Steven said, "he's in the bathroom. Where do we go now?"

Mary grabbed a brochure from the desk and opened it to the map page. "Okay, we're here at the main wing. If we head over here, we can pass through the emergency exits to get out through the side towards the airport. I guess we can go through either the dinosaur exhibit, the medieval wing, or the ancient Egypt wing."

Steven squinted at the map. "Are you sure that's the right way? It's hard to see in this place without the lights."

"I'm positive," Mary said. "Although, that being said, he might be expecting us to go that way."

"So, we should go somewhere else and throw him for a loop?" Steven asked.

"Maybe."

The two continued looking at the map, trying to figure out the best exit strategy.