A confrontation in the Palaeozoic

Rushing as fast as they could, the mutual-attractionbirds entered the dinosaur exhibit, looking around at the Sue replica visible from the shadows of the moonlight giving way to an early dawn. Steven could even make out the glass cases and layout of the room with the increasing light.

"Wow, this room is really giving me a bone-er," he said while Mary rolled her eyes.

"It's too bad no one ever goes to the trilobite exhibit," Mary responded.

Dana sauntered her muddy form around the museum, adjusting her eyes to the darkness and trying to find some signs of life. She heard rustling from the dinosaur exhibit and made her entrance. Waiting for a few moments, she made out two silhouettes and was certain of her catch. She grabbed for her flashlight but couldn't find it. Oh well, this was too good to pass up, she thought.

"Ah-hah! I got you streakers! Freeze, you're under arrest, don't move or there'll be trouble!"

"Oh my God, we're so sorry, please don't hurt us!" Steven capitulated, holding his hands up and kneeling, while Mary tried to find the exit. Failing that, she groaned at her wimpy companion and also assumed the position.

"Alright, let me just get my handcuffs," Dana patted around her nude form while realizing that she had lost quite literally everything in the lead up to this catch. The Sun was slowly but surely rising, however, and Steven could make out Dana's condition quite well.

"Ummm, Officer, are you naked too!?!" he muttered.

"Uhhh, no I'm not!" Dana tried to deny it.

"You totally are!" Steven pointed while he and Mary started laughing. "You should be going to jail with us for streaking!"

"Well, it wasn't my choice!" Dana protested, "I'm naked because of a shitty-ass partner and river!"

"Yeah, you think this is our choice?!" Steven got a bit more aggressive, much to Mary's liking. "We're naked because of shitty roommates! We're just trying to make our way back to the dorms. How would you like it if you were naked on accident and people were hot and fresh on your trail?"

At this point Steven was bordering on yelling, Mary smirked at this whole turn of events, and Dana stood there stumped.

Meanwhile, Jessica and Tyrone were on their way to the hotel to pick up their newly-deflowered roommates in the early morning, hoping to maybe even catch them in the act.

"Did you remember to bring Steve's PJ's?" Jessica asked her partner in crime. After carrying out their grand scheme, they went clubbing for a while before taking a nap at another hotel before the morning broke.

"I put them in the trunk," Tyrone confided, "only the shirt, though, I'm keeping the boxers as a souvenir."

"Same!" Jessica responded excitedly, "do you know how hard it was to strip Mary? Who the hell sleeps in socks and a bra?! I'll be sure she won't do that anymore! I just threw her pants, undies, and socks away and only kept the shirt. Here, let me put it in the glovebox" as she quickly opened and closed it with Mary's T-shirt inside, "and let's pretend we forgot about their clothes."

"Wait," Cassie wondered, "is that why you sleep...?"

"I don't know what you mean, honey," Steve interjected nervously, "let's continue with the story."