Dana's not done

Dana may have been in shock, but she still was far from forgiving. "Let me get this straight: you two got me skunked twice and had me chase you halfway across this city naked all because of a PRANK?!"

"To be fair, you kept chasing us. We never made you," Steven said.

"Not. Helping," Mary grimaced.

"For a sliver of a second, let's say I believe you," Dana snarled. "That doesn't excuse getting me skunked and naked!"

"Look, can we talk about this later?!" Mary asked. "There's a pervert on our ass trying to take pictures of me!"

"Yeah, that tends to happen when you're streaking!" Dana scolded.

"We said that wasn't our fault!" Steven screamed.

The three were suddenly blinded as a light shined in their eyes. Gus' unmistakable accent soon followed. "Finally! I gotcha!"

Without thinking, Steven grabbed Dana and threw her at Gus, leaving the exit wide open. The mud on her feet made Dana slide across the floor and slam directly into Gus. He managed to catch her, but the **** drove them both into a nearby replica of a Triceratops skeleton. The structure fell apart as they slid into it, covering them with dust and large heavy bones.

"Oh!" Mary exclaimed. "You think they're okay?"

"That was an accident!" Steven said. "I just hoped she'd block his camera!"

"Oh, forget it!" Mary said, grabbing his hand. "Let's get outta here!"

The two raced for the emergency exit in the dinosaur exhibit, letting them back out into the cool night air and towards the airport.

"Hi!" Jessica said cheerfully as she approached the concierge. "We were hoping to check in on our guests from tonight? A guy and a girl about our age?"

The concierge threw a glare at her and Tyrone. "You two aren't friends with those horny streakers, are you?"

Jessica's face fell in confusion. "What are you talking about?"

"We had a couple troublemakers try to make this place into a porno and then lie that they didn't know the room," the concierge said. "We called security on them. Last I checked, they were being chased away by a guard and a policewoman."

Jessica and Tyrone looked at each other in panic. "Wait, they weren't trying to make a porno! This whole thing was a prank! We were trying to set them up!" Tyrone pleaded.

"This hotel doesn't look kindly on pranks. We're a respectable establishment," the concierge said. "Not that it matters. I have no idea where those two went off to."

Jessica slapped Tyrone in the shoulder. "I told you we should have just used the dorm room! But no, you wanted it to be more 'romantic!'"

"It doesn't matter now!" Tyrone said. "We need to find them before they get arrested!"

"At this hour, they could be anywhere in the city!" Jessica said.

"We better fucking hurry then!" Tyrone ran back to his care with Jessica close behind him.

Dana angrily threw a large dinosaur rib off her as she climbed out of the wreckage. Covered in dust and mud, she was completely out of patience for those two streakers. All she wanted to do was get **** for this humiliation conga line she had been through today.

"Hey! A little help?!" She turned to see Gus pinned under one of the Triceratops' bones. It had somehow landed point down, pinning Gus to the floor by his pants leg.

Dana grabbed his arms and glared at him. "You still after those two streakers?"

"You kiddin' me?" Gus asked. "After all this, I need a little payback!"

Dana heard the words come out of her mouth before she could stop herself. "You help me catch those fuckers, and I'll give you more than a few pictures!"

Gus' eyes lit up. "More? Like, what are we talkin' about here?"

"Just shut up and grab on!"

Gus grabbed her arms and let her begin to pull him out. "Hey, hold on here! If you pull any tighter, I might lose my pants!"

Dana growled and pulled with all her might, yanking Gus out of his pants. The heavy man fell onto the ground, still clutching his dirty phone. He quickly stood back off and began dusting off his precious device.

"Nice tighty-whities," Dana joked with a snicker.

Gus waved off her comment. "Yeah, yeah. Let's get movin', sexy!"

He passed by Dana for the door, slapping her ass as he did so. Dana heard herself make a startled gasp as he did so.

"Wait," she thought to herself. "What did he think I meant by 'more?'"