A race to the dorms

Dana took a deep breath and exhaled very tensely.

"Fine, I'll help you out," she said with no joy, "but I'm quite pissed at what you've put me through. Which hall do you live in again?"

"Glenwood," Mary piped in, "named after generic Scottish highlands."

"Between you and me," Steven looked at Mary's stiffening nipples, "your highlands are anything but generic!"

"Dad!" Cassie interjected.

"Calm down, honey," Mary piped her down, "he didn't know any better back then" as Steven buried his face in his hands.

Mary clobbered him in the arm while the muddy Dana walked them to her car, all the way back in the hotel lot. The three naked people were less than thrilled about undoing all their progress, but they figured that it would be faster and less risky for Dana to drive them back to the dorm from the hotel. Dana just hoped she hadn't locked the car, which was old enough to be easily hotwired.

Jessica and Tyrone walked up to the concierge and introduced themselves.

"Hi, we're here for Room 1180."

"What are your names?"

"Mary Jeffries and Steven Ashton."

"Wonderful, you're in our system! You should have been here earlier, there were two streakers here claiming your room."

"Oh," the two strained to feign surprise behind their joyous expressions, "what was that all about?"

"They said they needed a key to get back in, but really they seemed like they were in it for some loving on our budget. We had to take our security team involved before they fled in the direction of the golf course."

"That's on the way to our dorms!" Tyrone whispered to Jessica.

"Oh, well fantastic, thank you!" Jessica responded to the concierge before rudely turning away and conspiring with Tyrone "let's beat them to the dorms, throw their underwear in the garbage and the rest of their clothes out the windows and into the trees!"

Tyrone returned a grin, "wow, Jessica, you're so evil, I like it! Thankfully karma likes you a lot, otherwise you'd be in for some big trouble!"

"What was that about karma?" the concierge asked the couple, interested in whatever hamfisted foreshadowing might be in store.

"Oh, nothing," Jessica turned back towards her, "we won't need our keys right now. Have a great day!"

Day was breaking as the duo returned to Tyrone's car and pulled out of the parking lot. As they were leaving, they saw their naked roommates, and one other naked person covered in mud. Giggling, Jessica discreetly snapped some photos and smirked.