What kind of pill was it?

Xtra-Strength

Bimbo Xtra-Strength. Your father is stuck as a bimbo, a giggling pile of sex, for an entire month. There will definitely be hell to pay when your mother comes home. Oh shit, she comes home tomorrow! You remember.

You pace back and forth trying to think of what to do. You then turn your attention to the bimbo on the floor. She’s sitting on her knees, waiting for the next time she’ll be used. She looks up, her eyes meet yours and smiles. It’s cute, innocent, devoid of any of the guilt that you have from your tremendous fuck-up.

You move to sit on the edge of your bed. Your bimbo father moves and kneels in front of you, like an obedient pet to their owner. You kiss her forehead, and she coos. “What am I gonna do with you?” you whisper.

Suddenly, you hear a ding come from your phone. You grab your phone and see where it’s from. It’s your mother!

MOM: Hi! I’m coming home early! I’m at the airport now! Can you tell your father? He isn’t returning my calls. Love you!

Well, I’m dead.