WhoreRammer Fantasies

With the shattering of the Polar Gates and the coming of Chaos to the world, much was changed. Well-known are the battles against the daemonic tide - and the sacrifices made to drive it back - but none save the Old Ones could tell that reality was altered in deeper ways than that. The taint of primal emotions has seeped into the fabric of the world itself, leaving it a stranger, more primal place than it might have been.

It is a dark age, a bloody age, an age of endless war. But so too, is it an age of more than mere wrath. The Greenskins butcher and loot their way across the land, enslaving those that they do not slaughter to serve as menial labour, objects of torment and breeding stock for the foul creatures that accompany them to war. In bleak Naggaroth, the twisted and spiteful Dark Elves take slaves not only to fuel their perpetual war with Ulthuan and the rites of the Bloody-Handed God, but also to offer their tormented bodies and souls to Atharti (and another, still darker patron). The vampiric bloodlines lurk in the shadows, seeing the mortal races as nothing more than toys for their amusement or cattle for their nourishment. In the forests, Beastmen and malevolent spirits abduct outsiders for food, breeding or use in dark rituals. Grimmer still are the fates of those snatched into the warrens of the Skaven, to be used as test subjects for insane experiments or doomed to be an envied bauble for some chieftain or priest. And everywhere, there is the taint of Chaos - growing, tainting, warping body and soul...

TL;DR - It's a XXX Warhammer universe, baby! The tavern wenches are bustier, the leather armour is tighter, the cultists are orgy-er and everything's just a bit more porny. Featuring (but not limited to):

• Lewder Asur - and not just the women! Sure, Alarielle's even more smokin' hot now - but hide yo wife, hide yo daughters, 'cause there's Chracians about.
• Dwarf women as stacked as they are short! Don't get too handsy though, or you'll be dealing with Law and Order: Special Grudges Unit.
• Vampires that are even more into the low-cut nightgowns and the heaving bosoms! Honestly, pretty much the only change is that all the bloodlines are as randy as the Lahmians now.
• A Morathi who somehow gives even fewer shits about how obvious it is that she serves Slaanesh! At least the Druchii's outfits don't need adjusting much.
• Wood Elves and tree spirits who aren't just after your blood to use as fertiliser! Mommy Ariel and Big Booty Branchwraiths say hi.
• Many more such things, all deserving of an exclamation mark! Good job the really dark stuff's against the site's rules, eh?

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