Where are they?

"Has anyone seen Xander yet?" Faith asked. "It's almost lunch time."

"No." Buffy shook her head, "Speaking of lunchtime we got to motor if we want to talk to Ms. Calendar, lunch was the earliest she could squeeze us in for a non emergency magicy situation."

Faith pushed off the wall she had leaned against and straightened the miniscule skirt she was wearing. "So... should we be worried that X aint here for his favorite class of the day."

"Lunch isnt a class." Buffy held up a hand to stall what Faith was going to say, "I've heard Xander's argument. I dont care. Lunch is not a class."

Faith shrugged. She walked beside Buffy silently. Both stopped and stared as Harmony Kendall in all her J cup glory moved thru the student body, every other student parting for the biggest tits in Sunnydale High. What had their attention was the cell phone she held up and was talking into. Thanks to slayer hearing both girls clearly heard Cordelia's voice coming from the phone, explaining how she and Xander were on their way to school now.

"Huh." Faith chuffed out a laugh after a moment.

"What?" Buffy asked.

Faith just turned and looked at Buffy, she smirked, "C'mon, you know what."

"No." Buffy frowned, "What?"

Faith sighed and actually held up her hands to make air quotes. "Queen C and X were kinda sorta "making up" yesterday, yeah? Well, I guess they "made up" all night long and half the morning too."

Buffy blinked, tried to think of something to say as her brain stalled out as she imagined more then twelve hours of "making up". She dry swallowed and managed to utter, "Wow."

"Yeah." Faith nodded her head enthusiasticly.

XXX

Xander frowned as the limo turned onto the same street as Sunnydale High. "Snyder is going to give us so much shit. We probably should have skipped, got a doctors note or something."

Cordelia snorted "Genie, sweetie."

Xander turned and looked at his girlfriend and his genie sitting beside her. "Okay, normally, I wouldn't try to solve trivial shit like this with a wish, but.... I wish that non-scooby people in Sunnydale wouldn't pay any attention to a Scooby showing up late, or armed with a weapon, or with torn up clothes, or bloody clothes or, uh, such like."

"Granted." Anya sang out.

"Non Scooby person?" Cordelia asked.

"Well, we need to be able to tell when one of us is missing. If I'm missing, in some kind of trouble I want you guys to come looking for me." Xander explained.

"Good thinking." Cordelia nodded her head.

"So what are you going to do?" Xander asked as they got closer to the school, "While I'm busy apologizing to Faith."

Cordelia held up her little bottle of her new favorite thing on Earth. "I figured I'd torment Harmony and the girls with the delicious tantalizing armoa of my new... protein shake." She giggled evilly, "Maybe if they are very lucky I'll even share a little."

Whatever Xander was going to say was derailed as he saw who was waiting out front for their limo. "Is- is that Harmony?"

Cordelia crowded him in the window. She slowly nodded her head. "Apparently, I did tell her to met us out front."

"Why does she look like Jessica Rabbit?"

Cordelia shrugged. "She had a few body image issues. I guess. More then she ever told me about, obviously. So when I wished that girls could have the looks they wanted... well... there you go... a naturally blonde Jessica Rabbit with a small button nose and huge dick sucking lips."

"Seriously... she looks like she's wearing Angelina Jolie's puffed up lips times five." Xander shook his head, "Its fucking ridiculous."

Cordelia sniggered, "But her melon tits aren't? How the fuck is her blouse containing those? She's not wearing a bra."

Xander shrugged his shoulders. "Magic?"