Wendy Harris, 43, A Rare Female EDP And Mother of Two

I had been feeling a bit under the weather for a couple of months, but I had just assumed it was a pneumonia or the like. That is until one night I collapsed while cooking dinner and my daughter and son who were visiting from college rushed me to the emergency room.

"Mrs. Harris, I have some bad news. Or good, depending on your viewpoint." The doctor, an Asian lady who looked around my daughter's age, maybe older began.

I held my children's hands for support. "It's not.... serious is it?" I asked. "Yes, and no. I'm afraid you have _Phalarsenasthenia, _or as it's more commonly known, Ejaculation Dependant Disorder."

"Are you....sure? I thought only men could have that." I asked in disbelief. "That's precisely why it's bad news. This is all uncharted territory for the most part, compounded with someone developing it so late in life. I have heard about one other case of a female EDP, but many in the medical community believe it to be an old wife's tale."

"Is it different in anyway from the male kind? I mean I can't exactly.... ejaculate." I whispered the last word. "Mom, don't worry. We're here for you." My daughter, Darla reassured me. "Yeah, mom. And we're all adults here." Ian chimed in.

"Well, it's theorized from what is known that female EDP works similar to the male disorder, only with the addition of the body now missing nutrition that semen will provide alongside simply orgasming being needed to push out the toxic cells similar to those found in male Phalarsenasthenia positive bodies. The body will absorb what it needs from the semen no matter where it comes into contact with the body: mouth, skin, vagina, anus, ect." Doctor Li explained.

I was processing all of this new information. "I won't get pregnant if someone...cums inside of me, will I?" I asked.

"Again, this is all untested, but it's believed that in many ways, female EDPs mirror that of males. So in other words, you would have a much higher likelihood of not becoming pregnant, no matter how much semen is ejaculated. But I'd love if you were to test some of these theories and come back with results."

I weighed my options. I could have men cum inside of me and not have to worry about a pregnancy so late in my life, I could tap into my bisexuality I've hidden for so long since I married my husband before he passed, or I could forego partners all together and just Jill myself off every couple of hours.

Doctor Li left for a bit as she explained to other doctors my condition and sent it up the chain of command to ensure that the usual statewide EDP announcement went out. She returned with a pamphlet about EDP facts and laws that did or didn't apply to me anymore. "I've taken the liberty to cross out any information that didn't apply to you. If that will be all and you have no further questions, have a wonderful night, Mrs. Harris."

I held my children's hands and wondered what I should do with the rest of my life now.