Well, there's just one problem...

*THUMP* "Ooof!" The graceful, elegant angel yelps in pain as she walks right into the door. It's locked! She blushes in embarrassment as she reaches for her keys when... "Oh right." She turns nervously back towards Pardoo. "Um... can you, uh... you know...?"

"What?" Pardoo asks as he looks at her in utter confusion. "Oh! The door! Of course." He walks up to it and quickly kicks it in. The door flies off its hinges, utterly destroyed.

"Uh... thanks," Ursula stammers as she quickly moves past him.

"I'm terribly sorry! I-I didn't mean to ruin it so, so thoroughly," Pardoo profusely apologizes. "I, I'll pay for a new one!"

"Don't worry about it," Ursula says as she makes a mental note to add 'replace door' to her to-do list tomorrow and heads towards her bedroom.

"Um, Sister Ursula?" Pardoo nervously asks.

"What?!" The increasingly frustrated and irritated angel asks as she briefly loses her temper.

"Well, uh, I can't in good conscience leave you like this," Pardoo stammers.

"Like what?" Ursula asks.

Just leave so I can get some me time dammit!

"I can't leave a ****, pure woman like yourself unprotected, in a home with no locking door. What if those thieves come back? You'd be defenseless!"

I wish they would come back and finish what they started!

Ursula shivers in arousal as her lower lips tingle. Pardoo, of course mistakes her shaking for fear.

"I shall stand guard all night, right here to ensure you remain safe and untouched," Pardoo declares as he strikes a valiant, heroic pose.

"Great," Ursula mumbles as she throws up her hands in frustration. "Praise Geod!" She says sarcastically.

"Yes, praise Geod indeed!" Pardoo replies back eagerly. "It's good to see your faith is unshaken afterall!"

Ursula just looks at Pardoo and sighs before going into her bedroom, tosses Pardoo's rather ratty and stained cape on the floor and collapses onto her bed.

Looks like she wont even get to masturbate tonight.