We watch his awkward porn

We clean up, and go back into the house. Ross pours himself another glass, and offers me one. I decline. I’ve already had too many listening to Joey talk about fucking a girl’s family.

I sit down on a couch in the living room, and Monica snuggles up against me. She doesn’t seem too tired. She kisses my cheek, and whispers in my ear, “I can’t wait for you to see the outfit I brought for tonight.”

Fuck yeah. She was horny, and ready to fuck. It’s been way too long since we last had sex. I want to lead her to the bedroom, and forget about watching Joey’s porn.

Phoebe sits down on my other side, so close that her leg rubs up against mine. She asks, “What are you two whispering about?”

“Plans for the rest of the night,” I answer. She gives me a knowing smile then a wink. I ask, “Have you seen this video before?”

“No. I haven’t. He’s told me about it, but I’ve never watched it,” she nudges me. “I haven’t watch any of the videos my exes have filmed of me either.”

“You have a sex tape?” Monica gasps.

Phoebe laughs, “You make it sound so official. I’ve had guys take pictures or videos while I blew them. For personal use only of course. They weren’t making money off it like this girl.” She gestured to the tv while Joey has finally mirrored his phone.

“Alright. I’m going to find the video and start it. No commentary during the showing please,” Joey glances at me, Monica and Phoebe. “And don’t mind what I’m searching the description is weird.”

He goes to a porn site I’ve never seen before. He goes to the search bar and slowly types in, “awkward sex tape annoying guy”. He clicks play on the video, and makes it full screen running to his seat.

A young woman pretending to be older appears on the screen. A brunette appears on screen. Brunette hair tied into pigtails down to the top of her shoulders. Pearl necklace. 1950s style dress that showed off her shoulders and upper chest, and tight around the waist with a flowing skirt. Over the dress she worn an apron.

I said, “Are you trying to seduce me Mrs. Clever.”

“You’re so old,” Phoebe teases, nudging me again.

“I said no comments!” Joey shushes.

“I’m saving all my comments until the end. But I will say she’s hot, and that I’d definitely fuck her,” Ross says and then glances on the closed bedroom door his wife is behind.

“Thanks. I appreciate that comment. Now no more. Just watch!” Joey says and turns off the lights to give us a real cinematic experience. With the lights off, I feel a playful hand slip into my lap.

The housewife smiled, “Hi guys. So my husband left for work, and I have a few hours to spend with this guy I met online. He says he has a big one for me, so fingers crossed. I have my set up today with the hand held, and then my…”

Cut to a new angle of the wife that gave a full view of the bed.

“…stationary camera that will give the best view of the action. And I’m so horny today. Last night my husband had too much to drink and couldn’t get his widdle penis up. Little does he know that his wife is about to get satisfied by a stranger.”

Camera cut.

Joey walked in, looking a decade younger and 50 pounds lighter. His beard kept shaved closed to his face. He wore a suit. He must have left work to meet at her apartment.

Monica whispers, “Damn, Joey! I didn’t know you used to be so handsome.”

He replies, “Thanks.”

“What happened?” Monica asks.

In response, Joey tosses a pillow at her. She reacts and catches it. The playful hand doesn’t leave my lap. It continues to drum against the shaft of my penis. I glance at Phoebe. She acts oblivious that anything is happening. She keeps her eyes on the screen and her hand in my lap.

The younger Joey looked around the room. “Wow, you gotta lotta cameras in here. This is legit.”

The housewife swept to him, her big skirt flowing. “I like to document my affairs. To show my husband how much other men can satisfy me compared to him.”

Looking around Joey muttered, “Cool cool.” Then he checked out the housewife. “You look hot. I like the pigtails. Kinky. You trying to be like a hot mom or something. A milf? I love milfs.”

Annoyed the girl replied, “No I’m not a milf. I don’t have any kids. I’m just a lonely housewife and you’re here to satisfy me.”

“Right. Right.” Joey looked down at her, “I’m going to satisfy the shit out of you.”

She led Joey to the bed, and sat him down.

The camera cut.

“You hold this, and give your point of view to the video.”

“Hell yeah,” Joey said.

The screen filled with a view of the girl’s tits. She backed up from Joey giving him more of a full view. He kept the camera on her body, cutting off her face. She took off her apron, then twirled showing off her dress. Turning backwards, she backed into Joey, and asked, “Can you help me unzip?”

Camera cut.

Joey set down the camera to unzip the back of her dress down to her mid back. He picked the camera back up.

Camera cut.

The girl slid the dress off her shoulders, and let her fall down her body, revealing a tantalizing red bra and red g-string.

Joey grumbled, “Fuck that’s some hot underwear.” He smacked and gripped her ass. She backed into him, rubbing her fine ass on his lap.

She teased, “I bet you didn’t guess that I was wearing this sexy lingerie under my house dress.”

The camera focused on her ass grinding on the bulge in his lap. She had a nice ass. Watching her grind makes my own dick start to grow in the playful hand.

The youthful housewife stood up off Joey and turned, showing off her nice tits in the red bra. She got down on her knees, and unzipped his dress pants. She looked up at the camera smiling, “You got a big surprise for me?”

“Oh yeah baby. Your husband won’t even feel you when I’m done with your pussy.” Joey bragged.

She pulled down his pants, and his underwear revealing his cock and balls. Mostly his balls. They were huge: clementine oranges between his legs. His dick was puny. A skinny short shaft topped with a big tortoise shell. The housewife couldn’t hide her disappointment when she said, “Oh.”

Monica laughs out loud, “Oh my god. Pause it! Pause it! No way no way.” Her words are replaced with laughter looking at Joey’s dick.

While my wife laughs uncontrollably at the sight of Joey’s penis, Phoebe whispers in my ear, “Since your wife just saw my husband’s dick, that means I get to see yours.” Her hand squeezes me through my pants.

I grab her hand and take it off my lap. I hold her against her leg. Her dark eyes look into mine, “Don’t fight it.”

Joey stands up, “Okay. Enough laughing. This isn’t a good angle. I was nervous, and wasn’t hard yet. It was my first time on camera. Give me a break.”

Monica stands up, “My night just peaked. I’m going to bed now.” She bends and kisses me. Her soft lips whisper in my ear, “I’ll be in the skimpiest outfit when you walk through the door. Be ready.”

My wife walks over, and kisses Joey on his bearded cheek. “I’ve glad you’ve been humbled. You don’t need to brag so much.”

She enters our room and closes the door. Ross stands up, “I’m going to need more whiskey if I’m going to watch any more of this.”

Joey says, “It gets much better! This is just the set up. We haven’t even done anything yet.” He looks at me. “I think your wife just didn’t want to see me in action. She would’ve gotten too turned on and wanted an affair with me.”

His wife’s hand was just playing with my cock. I don’t reply. I don’t have to defend Monica’s reaction.

Still trying to free her hand from mine, Phoebe asks, “So are you going to join your wife in bed, or stay out with us and keep watching my husband’s awkward as fuck porn?”

Her sly smile tells me that once the video resumes and the lights go down more will be happening than just watching a video.