They debate

Laying in the mud on the edge of a scummy pond, my best friends are so horny they decide to hook up. But apparently they need to work out the logistics first.

Ross asks, “So how do we want to do this?”

“Remember in high school? You used to come over to my house. We’d smoke a bowl then sit and jerk off to porn. Occasionally we’d reach over and stroke the each other.”

“Ohmyfuckinggod,” Phoebe whispers beside me. I put a finger up to my mouth. I don’t want to be caught spying on this.

“Yeah I remember,” Ross says. “Our dicks are way bigger now.”

“For sure. One of my hands used to cover yours. Now you’re poking out,” Joey laughs. “So you just want to jerk each other off?”

“I’m so much hornier than that,” Ross whines. “I need more. If we’re going to do this, let’s seriously do it.”

“Fine. Suck my dick, then I’ll suck yours,” Joey says.

“No way! If I suck you first, and you come, then you’re never going to return the favor,” Ross says.

Their bodies wiggle on the ground. It’s hard to tell in the moonlight but I think Joey has a hand down the back of Ross’s pants cupping his ass cheek.

“It’s doesn’t have to be so formal,” Joey says. “Let’s just get naked and see what happens. We’re both drunk as fuck and hard as fuck. I’m sure we’ll figure out a way to make it happen.”

They sit up and peel off their dirty clothes. Ross’s pale muscled body gleams in the moonlight. Dark hair camouflages Joey in the night. Ross runs a hand up Joey hairy chest. He grips it, causing Joey to yell. He pulls his friend’s open mouth to his.

They kiss. The full moon moves out from a cloud and reflects clearly off the pond. Their hands move over each other smearing mud onto their naked bodies. Their kiss is aggressive and wanting. Joey’s beard makes it impossible for Ross to imagine he’s making out with a woman. Ross’s long dick pokes into Joey’s cavernous belly button.

Ross’s ass is streaked in mud. Looks like Joey has a favorite part on his best friend. His hand is buried between his legs and I can only assume is finger is saying hello to his asshole.

Ross breaks the kiss and says, “I’ll let you fuck my asshole if you suck and swallow me first.”