They admire me ? and now i need a job?

BRUCE- "huh....white ceiling........huh........huh?...... huh?! Waaah wh where am i ?!"

BLAIL- "{Calm down stop screaming your too loud}"

BRUCE- "i was fucking ****!!!!!!!!!!

BLAIL- "{Speak in thought!!!!!!!!!}"

BRUCE- "I AM!!!!!!!!"

BLAIL- "{no your not!!!!!!!}"

BRUCE- "yes i am"

BLAIL- "{no your not}"

BRUCE- "Y-!...!!????"

LINDA-"dear patients please be quiet your disturbing the others"

BRUCE- "*nod nod*"

LINDA-"thank you~"

BRUCE-"I can't merry anymore......"

BLAIL-"{shut the fuck up you're not a girl}"

BRUCE- "being offended about being sexually violated makes me a girl huh....."

BLAIL- "{ah ok wait, my bad just calm down and now tell me, did you enjoyed it ?}"

BRUCE-"......"

BLAIL- "{you did, you liked it so calm down thats how this world is}"

BRUCE-"i dont remember a single fucking thing like that written in that book"

BLAIL-"{forgot about it}"

BRUCE- "already did"

BLAIL- "{alright enough jokes i sense that someone is comming}"

MIL-"umm may i come, if its allright"

BRUCE- " yeh please come I'll be delighted"

MIL-"thanku!, so how is your health ? you were asleep for two days and....... in that time chief ...."

BRUCE- "...... what happened.....in that time?"

MIL- "well chief after discussing with her superior thought it wouldn't hurt to confirm you identity so she investigated"

BRUCE-".....how?...."

MIL-"well..... she had her axe in her hand ,ready to chop your head and on other side there was Imp who is our investigator she was reading your thoughts checking weather you came to harm us or not"

BRUCE- "*GLUP* and what happened........."

MIL-"nothing she said your clean nice honest and she admires you !!"

BRUCE- "oh that {thanks}"

BLAIL-"your welcome ~"

BRUCE-"so .......what now"

MIL-"oh yeah i forgot chief asked me to give you these clothes and come to her offices in city square near the town guild and here some set of clothes, these are specially made for you as our guest"

BRUCE- "Ah ok thanks will you not come with me"

MIL- "ah I'm sorry i can't i have to go on morning training and... *looking sideways*"

Following her vision i look at door there is bunch of girls staring here

MIL-"well since you have your breasts removed these girls admire you they look at you like your a champio"

BRUCE- "no wait wh-"

BLAIL- "YOU HAD THEM REMOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

BRUCE- "i had them removed!!!"

BLAIL- "{FOR BETTER MOMENT AND AGILITY !!!!!!!}"

BRUCE-"for moment and agility!!!!"

MIL- "uh ? Ah yeah ok?! ...... you..dont need to scream"

BRUCE-"sorry.......*glup* {what just happened}"

BLAIL- "{there ain't any guys here }"

BRUCE-" and when you were gonna tell me that?!"

BLAIL- "it was on that damned book!!!"

BRUCE-"fuck you devil!!!!"

MIL- "ah? you there Bruce?"

BRUCE- "i wish i was not"

MIL- "what?"

BRUCE- "nothing"

MIL-"?"

BRUCE- "*sigh* so since I'm healed maybe i should go out a lil and *looks at door * what about these girls"

MIL-"oh yah about them umm you see they said they would be really greatfull if you could show them some of your battle tricks or how it felt when you bo boobs were removed"

BRUCE- "battle tricks?"

BLAIL- "{police training}"

BRUCE-" yeah sure trying to knock a centaur that can lift ne with one hand with a police training"

BLAIL-"well its your problem plus your here for fun and getting knocked by girls doesn't sound bad"

BRUCE- "i ain't into that shit! Plus devil sad that i need to make sure people go to hell 8f that deserves it"

BLAIL- "uumm you can do that on side tracks"

MIL- "umm Bruce i have to ask but is it your habit of blanking out?"

BRUCE- "ah? Oh! yeah its, its a very bad habit, it gave me a lot of trouble"

MIL-"well, we all can't be perfect can we? Well se we go"

BRUCE- "yup sure ok i would like to change now"

MIL-" yup"

BRUCE-".."

MIL-"...."

BRUCE-"........."

MIL-".................."

BRUCE- "ah can you leave please"

MIL- "*realization* gGgVfyBVFhjjtdVxd!!!!!!!!!!! *ran at high speed *"

BRUCE- "eh? Well,whatever ......*looks at door* LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

GIRLS AT DOOR- eeeh!!! Sorry!!!!

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5 minutes later at outside the hospital

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BRUCE-"huuuuuUUUNNNng...... *sigh*well its good to walk again"

MIL-"Bruuuuuuuuce!!! Here !"

There are calling from a field pretty far ,i walked towards them but out of curiosity looked back at that hospital................

BRUCE- "[[hospital of animals]]....? [[Specializes in intellectual and beautifully blessed animals, owners can come too]]............."

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MIL- "what's talking him so long ...oh there he is.....eh?"

BRUCE-"MILNAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!"

MIL- "eh?"

BRUCE-"YOU STUPID GOOD FOR NOTHING DUMD DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

MIL- "WAAAAAHHHHH?! Waaaaahhhhat happened???"

BRUCE- "YOU STUPID DONKEY YOU PUT ME IN ANIMAL HOSPITAL!!!!!!!!"

MIL-"you were in critical conditioooooooon!!!!!!"

BRUCE-"thats not an EXCUSE!!!!!!!!"

That stupid DONKEY is gonna pay for this!!!!!!!! As i chased her in all the field she she ran towards that tents as she was almost entering that tent she took a sharp turn

BRUCE- "wait you stupid!!!! ----???!!"

I couldn't turn due to running like a madman .....and i went straight right in

*metal beating sounds * *glass breaking * *painful screaming *

I crashed right into a shelf of coloured bottles and stacked chest of armors and weapons ..........

MIL- "BRUCE ?! You allright??"

BRUCE-"I'm fine i definitely don't need that hospital ..............."

MIL- :you don't look allright..........ohhhhh nooo...."

MYSTRY VOICE-"what's that noise!!!???? And who the fuck .......what the fuck is this thing that broke into armory?!""

She doesn't even adds me in category of person........

MIL-"uh actually captain he is the person chief talked about and Bruce she is our captain of babel knights and also our military financial advisor her name is Isma dullock"

Isma huh? She is green ,small maybe 4.5 wtf why evry non-centaur green huh wait she looks like a goblin oh yeah now thats related to finances

ISMA -"well mister bruce, you just destroyed 600 gold coin worth of equipment and potions how are you gonna pay?"

BRUCE-"huh?"

ISMA-"well you're gonna have to compensate for the distraction you caused"

BRUCE- :this ain't good........"

30 minutes later

Right now im with in a room with chief -Sara , captain-Isma ,dumb donkey-Mil

BRUCE-..........

MIL-...........

SARA-.............

ISMA- "i can't believe how can you let this stupid brainless bastard in our town without any proof thats he's not our enemy !?!!?!?!"

SARA-"*sigh* i checked him properly and also did the lie test with mind reading test, what happened now is his stupidity or you can say bad luck"

BRUCE-"hay ! How can I be normal after be in a animal hospital ?!"

SARA-:yup so with you milnah will also suffer punishment, you own us 600 right now its half ,the other half is now on milnah"

MIL- "wha ,! What?! *mumbling* but even my yearly pay is less then 100"

Wow dumb donkey is turning blue ......*sigh* its actually not her fault that i boomed in that tent ...........wait it actually is.... but ...she's looks too much troubled

BRUCE-"No need , i can take care if my own debt"

SARA-"wow thats admirable but its too much so i think that you should fine a job here, maybe this would help"

She game me a Pemplate which said

☆☆ ARE YOU A PROFESSIONAL ADVENTURER BUT NO LONGER W8SH TO ROAM ? IF YES THEN COME TO US THE BABEL KNIGHTS AND TRAIN OUR ROOKIE GET YOU OWN SQUAD AND HEP MAKE YOUR CITY SAFE☆☆

BRUCE-".........{flashy.......}"

BLAIL- "{yyyyyyyyyyyyYUP}"

ISMA- "but chief that'll take too long we dont have that much time ...?!"

*DOOR OPENS WITH A BANG WITH INE HINGH BROKEN *

LINDA-"then how about if you let Bruce work in my hospital !!!!! , what you say honey?? I'll pay you goood!!! Really gogh?"

Linda broke the door and was punched by Isma ......... i wanna punch her too...... can i.....?

ISMA-"you stupid assy weed!!!!! Look what you've done!!!!! Gaurds take her back!!!"

LINDA- "No wait! Im sorry!!!! waiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!...."

BRUCE- "he he he....."

MIL- ".......300...... gold......."

SARA- "*sigh*"

ISMA- "*angry like a tiny godzilla* ROAR!!!!!!!"

This place is crazy ........? Huh

BRUCE- "how about this job"

EVERYONE-"huh?"

☆☆ ADVENTURE'S GUILD TRY YOUR LUCK ! EXPLORE THE WORLD ! AND EARN RICHIES BEYOND IMAGINATION ☆☆

SARA- "hm... well maybe it'll work plus , you are a certified warrior"

She's looking at my chest ,so it means only certified warrior remove it........ its stupid.....

ISMA-"well maybe, i don't care but if you didn't do it you'll be penalised and sold as ****"

*Glup*

BRUCE- "that wont happen.....{right}"

BLAIL- "{well atleast that won't happen ......... maybe}"

MIL- "perfect since its decided I'll take him to guild"

........?.....

BRUCE-"hey you said there are no males here right?"

BLAIL-" yup"

BRUCE- "then how does she know about this (him) term ?"

BLAIL-"certified worrier are referred as him or you can say as Male"

BRUCE- "oh...."

SARA-"you there ?"

BRUCE-" oh?! oh sorry its a bad habbit"

SARA- "well whatever you're free to go now"

BRUCE-"allright thank you all and sorry for all the trouble"

As i stood up and to door, my hand knowingly pushed a table making the vase on it fall..........and broke.........

*turned around *

BRUCE-" *glup*"

That lil goblin punched me right in face .......

*BAAAAAMMMMM*

BRUCE- "WOOoow Im seeing stars now......."

From aurthor -Hello fellas .......... i was too much free.......too much