The worst (or best) place possible

Time seems to slow down for Hilda as she watches the humiliating disaster unfold before her.

Her embarrassing makeshift underwear, wet with her naughty juices and quite fragrant with her carnal need, flies through the air, tumbling over and over, until it lands directly on Baron Hunkington's face.

Hilga gasps in shock as the dirty diaper's slimey gusset hits Hunk square on the nose, the rest of the dirty cloth covering his eyes and mouth, effectively blinding him.

Hunk staggers back in shock, flailing about blindly as Rolga gasps. Hilda, meanwhile, tries to find a deep hole to crawl into and never come out of.

Oh God! He... he'll never forgive me! MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!!!!

"I... I can't see!" Hunk manages to shout as he trips over one of Rolga's anvils, falling flat on his back, next to the forge.

"Sire! Are you alright?!" Gasps a frantic Rolga as the dwarf (still completely naked) rushes towards her lord.

Hunk groans a response as he attempts to sit up, hitting his head on one of the low-hanging tools (Rolga can't reach them otherwise).

Hilda has now crawled under the table, her ass sticking up (and not actually under the table) while she keeps her face buried close to the ground, shaking like a scared puppy who knows she's done something wrong and is fearing her impending punishment.

"Ooooh! Here, let me help you," Rolga says, fear in her voice as she tugs the gooey panties off Hunk's face.

The nobleman's face is red in embarrassment as the cloth is pulled away, but leaves a slimey strand connecting his nose to Hilda's rotten cotton.

Of course, his face blushes even redder when he sees Hilda's bare ass and glistening pussy aimed right at him. He nervously looks away from the presenting woman, and over to the equally nude Rolga, whose hairy, sweaty snatch is just inches from his face.

"Um..." Hunk stutters as he bashfully looks away. "D-did I interrupt s-something?"

Now it's Rolga's turn to go red as her hands fly to her crotch and breasts. "I... uh... it's a long story sire..."