The phone call

Joey calls Zach, “Hey how’s it going? I’m going to get right to it. We want in.”

Zach: “What do you want in? What are you talking about?”

Joey: “Your swinger’s trip. Don’t bullshit me. I know you and Nick take a trip every year, and we want in.”

Zach: “I’m guessing Ross told you since he’s the only one of our friends who has gone. So he told you what happened and you still want in?”

Joey: “Yeah everything. And we’re cool with it. Sounds like a blast.”

Zach: “This will be our 10th trip. We want to do something big and different. Usually the girls plan it, and as you might already know, they don’t like you.”

Joey: “The girls haven’t seen me in over a decade. I’m married with a kid. I’m a totally different person than they knew. And I have an idea to make this year’s trip special.”

Zach: “What’s your idea? Like I said, I’m not too involved in the planning so I’ll have to run it by the bosses.

Joey: “You bring two new married couples. More options for everyone. I’m sure everyone is a little bored after ten years. Katy is probably like a second wife for you by now. I’m sure the sex has gotten a little stale. You should add some new flavors. For example, I have an hot Asian wife with a tight ass who loves anal. She’s definitely ready to experience what you’re packing. And a fourth couple would add even more variety.

Zach: “Your wife does seem like a great fuck. And for this fourth couple, I’m guessing you have someone in mind.”

Joey: “Of course. Chandler and his wife.”

Zach: “Hmm the girls might go for Chandler. What’s his wife look like?”

Joey: “A thick Tiffany Amber Thiessan.”

Zach: “Kelly from Saved By the Bell?”

Joey: “Yeah but with big tits and an incredible thick ass: a totally different body from your wives. She would bring something new to the group.”

Zach: “Alright you have me sold on them. But I just can’t see Courtney saying yes to you. She really doesn’t like you. If you recall, you always use to hit on her and tried to get her to leave me while we were dating.”

Joey: “You can’t blame me. Courtney was sexy as fuck. I would’ve loved to get in her pants. Okay. I have a solution. If I can come, I’ll let Courtney peg me. She can get all her aggression out.”

Zach: “HA! Ross really did tell you everything. I’ll run it up the chain and will let you know where it’s going to be.”