The nudist camp.

(original author unknown, modified by me)

These three odd looking alien creatures are currently walking through the lush forest of eastern Texas, towards a campground of some humans located near the lake. This campground happens to be close to a bunch of isolated houses as well. As they walk through the forest, a large, hairy creature is stalking them as well. Tom being the most jumpy of the three, naturally spots the big hairy observer first, and he naturally tells the others in his party. The two clowns have a worried look on their faces, and as they get their weapons ready. “Great, Sasquatches! That is all we need,” Bubo says aloud!

“What are Sasquatches,” Tom asks?

“They are the giant cuisines of humans. They look somewhat humans, except they stand around 10 human feet high, they are covered in hair, they stink, and they are incredibly strong! They are also intelligent, but not as intelligent as humans are, and they are smart. In addition, they are really fast, and our normal weapons have a hard time killing them, much less capturing one alive, which would be a real prize,” Shorty tells Tom.

The three of them hear the sound of foliage shaking violently nearby, and running out of it, towards them is something that almost makes Tom and the two clowns scream. They see an old, silver colored, male Sasquatch charging right at them. Immediately, all three of them begin to open fire on the beast. Their first shots had no effect, but Bubo switched weapons and they continued firing. As Tom wets the ground beneath him out of a sense of fear, they notice that the second volley seems to be having an effect, and the great beast falls to the ground ****. In a matter of two seconds, Bubo activates the emergency transport device, and beams the great ape directly to his waiting star ship, into a high security-holding cell for safekeeping. The three of them quickly calm down, and even joke a bite about this, and about Tom peeing the ground.

They begin their march again towards the campsite. However, this time something else is now stalking them, and they do not notice it. This new intruder stands around three feet high, he has a deformed face, and he is dressed in green. As he watches the three aliens walk on, he says with an Irish accent, “What are you doing in my territory? Trying to steal my gold, I suppose. Well I will be keeping a close eye on the three of you.”

As the leprechaun stalks the three aliens, they do not notice him. Mainly because leprechauns are magical creatures, and the aliens gear is not designed to track it. The aliens do not take notice that a shooting star, which happens to be a second alien spaceship is beginning to land in a field a few miles away, this second ship is piloted by a female bounty hunter from the mantis home world, who is bent on capturing him by any means necessary. In addition to this, two human homes nearby have been taken over by a race of giant alien ants. Additionally, a small group of undead, trioxin driven zombies is meeting near one of the homes owned by Dr. Monica Bombarell and her son 18 year old Adam. After all this, three more giant hairy ape-men are nearby, watching everything, including a slow build-up of human military might in the next valley. In addition, a Martian scout ship is heading towards the area. In the meantime, the three aliens are heading towards the nudist camp for youths, unaware of the danger around them! As they get close to the camp, they see playing in the warm water an attractive group of nude boys and girls. Next…

This next chapter can go anywhere.