Follow Tom

(Original author unknown)

Meanwhile, a spaceship piloted by Tom is heading to Clownish, the clown home world that controls the Clowntopa Empire. As Tom heads for their home world, he detects a ship heading towards him. He operates the view screen and soon discovers the ship is shaped like a large, golden tent and it is directly in front of his ship. “Damn those clown ships move fast,” he thinks to himself. The clown ship then hails him, “Who dares enter our imperial space!” in audio only.

Tom explains everything to the clown commander JO JO, and waits for a bit for a reply. As he waits Tom waits, he wonders if the clowns are going to make an example of him, and blast him out of the stars with a cotton candy torpedo. Then Tom receives welcomed news, not only has his request to join them been granted, but Gramps contact is on board the ship, and he happens to be the ships chief scientist. In addition to that, the ship is on its way to Earth, a place called Texas. Tom watches as the cargo bay of the clown ship opens up, and a green tractor beam gently guides Tom’s ship into their ship. After Tom successfully boards their ship, and the cargo bay has closed, Tom leaves the ship and has a look around. He sees that the bay is large, and full of many smaller ships of clown design. The cargo bay is orange in color, and there is an eerie white fog on the ground. Out of nowhere, two clowns emerge from the fog, and smile at him. The first clown Shorty is naturally short, about 4 ½ feet tall. The second clown Bubo is bigger and is around 6 ½ feet tall. Bubo is the contact that Gramps spoke of.

Bubo smiles wickedly, laughs evilly at Tom and says, “So you want to join our expedition? I suppose you want a piece of human pussy too?”

Tom shakes his head yes, and Bubo smiles, “Good choice! You will join me in my squad along with Shorty here on this expedition. We will be squad number one. There will be six squads sent out in all. You will assist us with anything we desire of you, is that understood?”

Again, Tom shakes his head yes, “Good, now Shorty here will give you an injection of serum that Gramps told you about. In addition, Shorty will give you a multipurpose utility belt that we all us from time to time. It has many functions, it can make you completely invisible, and it can allow you to take control of their computers so you can watch them, or interact with on something called a chat room. You can trick them into getting naked. It will give you the ability to move objects with your mind, shrink things, and stun things, plus other things as well. Shorty will explain everything to you.”

Shorty looks at him and smiles, explaining everything to him. Tom now knows how everything works. Shorty then smiles at him and says with a grin, “Wait until you see one of their kind without their clothes on, naked. They look great, and not just the females, but the young males as well. However, the females look the best, and if you can, watch them as they have sex with each other, it is exiting. Also, if you can they taste pretty good as well, especially the pregnant ones, the young ones of both genders, and if you can catch them in the act of mating then the two humans as they have sex taste even better! I had better stop; I am getting hungry, and horny!”

Tom looks down and smiles at Shorty saying “thank you.” At least Tom has finally made a friend. Several hours later, the ship arrives on Earth. The tent ship quietly lands at night in the middle of a Texas clearing that is surrounded by some lush, tall trees. The ships main doors open and out walks group one. This three-person group, which consisted of two clowns and an alien mantis walk over too…