The letter of mark

Mark spent the rest of the day in the records room, looking through the various titles his mother had gathered while “ traveling” most of them were related to killing monster, banditry, and fucking but one was just what he needed.

Esla walked into the records room at just the right moment

Esla: “ ! …. This is fake right?”

Mark: “ Nope!”

Esla looked back to read the paper again.

The high council of Elves here by recognize the bearer of this note to be of impecable character, pure of heart , a mighty warrior,and a friend to all elf kind. She and her heir are here by recognized as Elf royalty for the next five hundred years.

Mark: “ Every time I had to do a report on notable adventurers that happened to live here the teachers face was hilarious.”

Esla: “ But …. Your mom was a conqueror right? Took over a bunch of territories and stole their women as a flex?”

?????: “One night with her them girls wouldn't leave! Why yall bring up the good old days?”

Mark: “ Sorry for the mess aunt Marla, I needed this for....”

Marla: “I know all about your troubles, that's not a reason for the first time we talk in years to be in my destroyed records room!”

Mark looked around …. He had made quite the mess, he tried to look apologetic when he looked back at his aunt but something wiped all thought from his mind.

Marla usually dressed in a suit now wore a large dress that manged to still match her blood red eyes and pale skin, but that wasn't the part of the vampires apperance the shocked Mark.

She was pregnant.

Marla patted her baby bump “ Guess whose?”

Mark slammed his head to the ground bowing before the woman “ I'm so sorry!!!”

Marla: “ Do you not want the child?”

Mark: “ I mean …. I haven't really … It was a bit of a accident,”

Marla: “ What are you on about?”

Mark: “ The incident.... didn't you and Andra get pregnant when.... you know?”

Marla: “ If you are referring to when your semen erupted from your birth mothers holes I was there. But this child is your mothers.”

Mark: “ I thought that was in a few months.”

Marla rubbed her nose “ I was afraid you would be this stupid! Your mother used your special sauce as a catalyst but the seed is hers! I just wanted to make that clear!!!”

Esla: “ I don't think magic works that way?”

Marla flashed her fangs at Esla “Your mistaken!”

Esla raised her hands in defeat. Marla noticed the paper in her hand “ You know that won't help you right?”

Mark “ What!!”

Marla: “ after she got that letter of mark your mother and father seduced several elven nobles, I think they are still wanted.”

Mark jumped up “ But the letter!”

Marla: “ would only get you to the person you need to talk to.”

Marla went to a shelf pulling out a card then another “ One is for a elf merchant the other a smuggler. Use the letter of mark to get the merchant to help you I'm sure you can handle the rest.”

Mark: “ Who is this merchant?”

Marla: “ Your mom's stalker.”