Legend of the Sexual Sage

Mark sighed as he breathed in the smell of his rusty gear as he strapped it on, his line shooter being the only piece of new equipment as it was his literal life line down in the labyrinth. Even his enchanted sword and shield had been repaired repeatedly with different metals giving them a distinct look earning him the name of Rusty. As he picked up his back pack he looked around his barely decorated apartment checking to see if he had left anything valuable out even if the gang of robbers had been caught there was almost always a new one to be found here in Myth Dale .

Once he had verified that his valuable were proper;y hidden Mark left his apartment and headed for the elevator he saw what seemed like a mage and a cyborg waiting for the elevator which dinged open showing what appeared to be a mystically enchanted space just as Mark got to the door, as they all got in the cyborg started to talk all of the smack to the other two as they couldn't escape.

Cyborg: “HA! This must be a test by the great one for me to have to ride not only with a weak mage but with musty rusty himself, truly should be praised for my kindness in allowing you too to witness what you could be with not but a name on this paper here and you too could be a symbol of forged perfection.”

Mark: “ No thanks, dick less.”

Mage: “ The stupid orc speaks the truth. Why give up magic and sex?

Cyborg: “Your refusal to comply has been noted. I will now give you a temporary augmentation so that I can get you to sign the paper work.”

when the cyborg went to move in on the pair the mage went to cast a spell but was stopped by a quick zap from a stun bullet fired from the cyborgs wrist. While she was knocked prone Mark drew his shield into a forward position and charged the cyborg who just laughed.

Cyborg: “ FOOL!!! If you would direct less blood and oxygen to your useless meat you may have had a chance to out power me but ….”

Mid sentence The cyborg was interrupted by a blast of water as Mark dropped his shield and cast { CREATE WATER} blasting the cyborg with a deluge of water, and used the resulting puddle to slide past him and grab the stunned mage.

Cyborg: “ yet again you show your inferiority, my body is far from being effected by water you...”

Once again showing no remorse for his opponents need to flaunt how much better it was to be a cyborg probably from some AD software slipped in his “upgrade” , Mark cast { LIGHTNING SQUALL} causing sparks of lightnig to travel true the water and hit the cyborg but the electricity also caused some of his weapons to go off causing a explosion throwing the cyborg to fly to the other side of the room sized elevator with a BANG that woke the stunned mage. The mage looked first at the orc carrying her then at the puddle then at the cyborg, and started laughing.

Mage: “ All of that bluster and the idiot didn't have a basic water proof coating!”

The mage walked over to Mark and patted him on the shoulder while introducing her self, all the while looking him up and down.

Mage: “ Hey. I'm Ern, a level 30 fire mage. If your interested how bout joining my party we could use a magic casting tank.”

Mark: “ I am not a tank. And I prefer to go solo for right now thanks.”

Ern: “ Well that's a waste, with your skill you could easly be legend grade...

Mark: “I'm not interested in legend grade!”

Ern looked shocked then got a sly smirk.

Ern: “Oh I see you want to get your self a harem of adventurers to take care of those orc needs of yours. I hope you'll consider me when the fun time starts!”

Mark cringed internally. Ern had been right about him wanting a harem but not solely to tend to his dick. He had grown up around many women as his mother had a harem of her own. It was a slow day if Mark bore witness to less than five sexually blissed out women, never any men though which confused him some what as he pondered if he should talk to his mother about how to reject people from his harem as the room filled with a akward pause.

Ern: “ I know I don't look it but I can take a real pounding if you let me warm up. To be perfectly honest I Had sex with a orc once and had to take a week off so I don't think I could do more than a few times a year, but think of our magical babies...”

As Ern droned on about the benefits of adding her to a potential harem, I pondered why I didn't just give up on my virginity and fuck the first person who had applied to be in my harem a year ago instead of agreeing to that stupid bet.