The interview

You manage to pick yourself up from the couch, feeling a mix of shame and anger. You make your way to the shower, hoping to wash away the remnants of Gwen's unwanted advances. The hot water helps to soothe your muscles, but it does little to ease the turmoil in your mind. You scrub yourself clean, trying to regain some sense of control and dignity.

After the shower, you dress in comfortable but presentable clothes, preparing for the interview with Victoria. You know she's a professional, but you also know that her job is to get the juicy details that her readers crave. You steel yourself, determined to maintain some control over the narrative.

The knock at the door comes promptly at the agreed time. You open it to find Victoria, the striking redhead reporter, dressed in a crisp business suit that accentuates her professional demeanor. She smiles warmly, extending a hand.

"John Doe, it's a pleasure to meet you," she says, her voice calm and composed.

You shake her hand, returning the smile. "Please, come in."

Victoria enters your apartment, her eyes scanning the room briefly before settling on you. She takes a seat on the couch, pulling out a notepad and pen. You sit across from her, trying to project an air of confidence.

"Thank you for agreeing to this interview, John," she begins. "Our readers are eager to know more about the man behind the impressive... equipment." She smirks slightly, but her tone remains professional.

You take a deep breath, ready to share your story but also aware of the need to be cautious. "Well, where should we start?"

Victoria flips open her notepad. "Let's start with your background. Where did you come from? How did you end up in Amazonia? And how does it feel to be the winner of the Mr. Dick competition?"

You take a moment to gather your thoughts, then begin to speak. "I'm not originally from Amazonia. I came from a different world, a different dimension. I was on an archeological dig when I stumbled upon a strange portal that brought me here."

Victoria's eyes widen slightly, but she maintains her professional demeanor. "That's fascinating. And how have you adjusted to life in Amazonia? It must be quite different from what you're used to."

You chuckle softly. "That's an understatement. It's been a challenge, to say the least. The dynamics between men and women here are completely different from what I'm used to. But I'm learning to navigate it."

Victoria nods, jotting down notes. "And the Mr. Dick competition? How did that come about? Did you always know you had such an impressive... asset?"

You feel a flush of embarrassment but maintain your composure. "No, not really. Back in my world, I was considered average. Here, it seems I'm something of an anomaly. The competition was a way to capitalize on that and gain some control over my life here."

Victoria leans in slightly, her eyes intense. "And what about your personal life? Any romantic interests? How do you handle the attention from women in Amazonia?"