The hangover

I woke up in the middle of the afternoon on the bathroom floor. I made it over to the shower and turned on the cold water. It helped my head a little bit but I still needed some food and Tylenol. I got dressed, but before I could head out to get some food Nick and Zach walked into the room.

Nick asked, “How you feeling?” Before I could answered he added, “Did you have a good night last night?”

I responded, “I feel like shit. And I hope I had a good night for how I’m feeling, but I’m going to be honest. I don’t remember too much. The evening is pretty much a blur.”

Zach said, “You can’t get that drunk man. It’s not fun for the girls, which means it’s not fun for us. Everyone is pissed at you right now.”

“It’s really killing the vibe,” Nick said. “I had to carry you out of our room last night. Katy is covered in bruises. She wants me to kick your ass, and at the very least she never wants to see you again.”

“Oh fuck,” I rubbed my aching head. I remembered I had sex with Katy but she was liking the roughness. “I guess I got carried away. I’m sorry dude. Can you tell her I’m sorry? I was out of my head. I thought she was liking it.”

“Either way,” Zach said. “You’re done for the trip. Courtney doesn’t want anything to do with you. And I think you’re going to have some serious issues with your wife. We think it’s best that you just lay low tonight and let us have a fun stress-free night. Maybe if the girls have a good night, they’ll be easier on forgiving you.”

“Oh shit. I’m sorry fellas. I don’t want to ruin your fun either. I’ll leave for the night. No worries. I’ll sleep on the beach even. Whatever I have to do to make it better. I fucked up.”

“I’m glad you’re taking it so easy,” said Nick. “Don’t worry. You have no hard feelings from me. Katy is mostly mad that she can’t show off her ass in a bikini for the rest of the trip. Maybe just cut back on the **** man.”

I dapped them up and they left. I got some food, and started to recover. I parked myself at a pool bar, and ordered my first drink. After the first sip, I stopped worrying about how badly I had fucked up.

I pictured Rachel getting double teamed by Nick and Zach. I finished my drink then ordered another. I couldn’t believe she was still going to fuck those guys after I had been kicked out. What a shitty wife.

Into the evening an older couple sat next to me and we started talking. They were in their late 50s. The woman was a stone cold fox. Blonde, tan, skinny with big fake tits. They definitely had money, and she cared about keeping up her appearance. She flirted with me and I flirted back.

It mostly kept my mind off the group party that was currently happening. I wanted to sneak and see what was going on. I hoped my imagination was running wild and it wasn’t the orgy I thought it was. I was about to stand up and walk to the villa, when then a man that was with the old woman I was flirted with grabbed my shoulder and stopped me.

“Hey before you leave us. My wife and I have a proposition for you?”