The Adventure of the Gobo-Squad

As Knife Goblin's eyes opened, he knew... today was the day he would catch the biggest animal and then Girl Bow Goblin and Girl Knife Goblin, and especially Girl Breeding Goblin would let him fuck.

It was a well-known fact that female Goblins were attracted to strength and power, just look at Boss who managed to claim Former Girl Chief Goblin, now called Bob. Knife Goblin wanted that to claim the best of the female Goblins for himself, so as he woke up, still seeing everyone else asleep, he scampered out, going on the hunt for worthy prey.

It was only a few minutes before he heard the sounds feet rapidly approaching!

Could this be the worthy prey he was looking for?

No, it turned out to just be two more Goblins leaving the cave, spotting him as they quickly approached.

"Where you going, Knife Goblin?" Spear Goblin asked as Knife Goblin scoffed.

"Hunting." He replied standoffish.

"We help too." The other, Bow Goblin said.

"No, prey is mine!" Knife Goblin argued, but they didn't listen as the trio headed deeper into the woods.

It was a few more hours before they came across another hunting party, Other Bow Goblin and Girl Bow Goblin. They quickly joined up, pointing in the direction of some large prints in the mud.

And so the Gobo-Squad creeped through the woods, hunting for a massive prey animal.

They finally found it rustling in a clearing, a giant boar as tall as a goblin, and big enough to use as a pack creature. It would be perfect for Knife Goblin's purpose.

They quickly attacked, Girl Bow Goblin and Other Bow goblin firing at the boar as it squealed angrily, charging the group.

Spear Goblin tried to defend them, jabbing with his wooden spear, but it broke on contact with the boar as it rammed into him, goring him with its tusk. Spear Goblin died.

The rest of the goblins scattered, Knife Goblin hurrying up a tree as the three Bow Goblins hid. Bow Goblin seemed to be the best hider as he hid inside a bush, blending with the shadowy green leaves as he shot the boar twice more as it searched confusedly for him.

He was saved by Other bow Goblin as he peeked around a tree, firing at the boar's rump, the arow only bouncing off the thick hide.

He still managed to get the boar's attention as it charged, bursting through the tree as Other Bow Goblin died.

Knife Goblin saw Bow Goblin peek out of his bush, shooting another arrow as it sunk into the boar's side, blood leaking out.

As the boar turned to resume his search, Bow Goblin ducked back into the bush, but was quickly caught as he ran out yelling with a shrill voice.

Knife Goblin spotted a long snake clinging to Bow Goblin's arm, sabotage!

Both Bow Goblin and Sabotage Snake died as the boar killed them.

It was just Knife Goblin and Girl Bow Goblin fighting the almighty boar.

Girl Bow Goblin appeared, shooting an arrow that sunk deeply into the boar's mouth, the boar angrily declaring its intent to kill Girl Bow Goblin.

It charged as Girl Bow Goblin ran, leading it to a tree as she ran up the side, dodging as the boar ran face first into the tree, forcing the arrow deeper as it shook its head, trying to free itself as it got its tuck stuck.

Girl Bow Goblin looked amazing flipping through the air, her long braid of hair swinging like a tail as she pulled out another arrow with reverence, an Iron Arrow.

Knife Goblin gasped, surely this must be a sign, that this boar was worthy of being the prey animal to win the bodies of the other Girl Goblins.

Girl Bow Goblin aimed carefully, not wanting to lose the Iron Arrow as she fired, the arrow sinking halfway down the shaft into the boar's rear, the animal squealing with rage as it threw its head to the side, breaking off its stuck tusk as it turned to attack Girl Bow Goblin.

She tried to dodge, but suddenly she was ambushed by... Sabotage Snake, but he died earlier.

No, this snake was brown, not green, so it was Other Sabotage Snake, the fated enemy of Goblins.

Girl Bow Goblin was going to die now, but Knife Goblin couldn't let that happen. If she died, he couldn't fuck her, so he leapt from his tree branch, landing on the back of the charging boar.

It immediately started trying to shake him off, but he dug his knife into the flesh, refusing to be sent flying like the other goblins.

Hang on, hang on... stab, stab, stab... hold on tight, hold on tight... stab, stab, stab

Finally, the boar managed to shake him off, and he hit a tree, stunning Knife Goblin as the boar turned to finish him off.

The Almighty Boar charged, and Knife Goblin knew he was going to die as he shut his eyes, panicking as he threw his knife at the boar.

When he didn't die, he opened his eyes, seeing that his knife was lodged in the belly of the boar as it laid dead on the ground, Girl Bow Goblin standing there as she retrieved his Special Knife.

When she spotted him, she pulled his knife out, bring it too him.

She blushed as she got closer, shyly not meeting his eyes before she pounced on him, kissing him as thanks for saving her.

You stared blankly at the Goblin in front of you, speedily telling a story that Boba had to translate most of it.

You decided not to mention that 'Girl Bow Goblin's' Iron Arrow was buried to the feather in the boar's rectum, poor boar.

Nor did you mention that it was nearly impossible for 'Knife Goblin' to somehow sink his knife into the belly of a charging boar by throwing it from in front, it was far more likely that he dropped his weapon in the scuffle and Girl Bow Goblin killed the boar with it, especially judging from the higher level she had then most of the other Goblins.

But you kept your mouth shut as Girl Bow Goblin clung to his side, muffling every third word with her lips as she kept trying to drag him to a corner to go another round, judging from the copious amounts of liquid dripping from between her legs.

"Good job Knife Goblin, Girl Bow Goblin, this is a great meal for us, (also a lie, you were almost positive it was a piglet) from now on you will be called Hunter Goblin, pointing at the female of the pair, and Lucky Goblin, pointing at the male." You declared as the other goblins cheered as the pair smiled brightly, running off into a corner as... you couldn't even begin to describe what they were doing, but judging from the raucous cheers of their fellow Goblins, they were doing a great job.

"Well, shall we actually get back to work now, Boba?" You asked as you walked over to the wall of fallen rocks.

A/N: Sorry about this, I'm out of town and having to use my phone for typing, hopefully I'll be back by next week.