Thanksgiving lunch

We woke up the next morning. The Pretty Brunette apologized in the morning to her cousin, then drove her to her car.

I went back to my place to shower and change. Chandler and Ross were awake and lighting a blunt when I walked in the front door. What timing. I sat down and got high before my shower.

Chandler asked me, “You bringing a date for dinner tonight?”

“He’s gotta decide which one,” Ross laughed. “I liked that Latina one. Her moans in Spanish were fucking sexy.”

“My assumption that you jack your little wenis whenever you hear me having sex was correct,” I replied. “And I haven’t decided. You guys bringing anyone?”

Ross blew out some smoke, passing me the blunt, “You know I have a girl flying in today. I’m picking her up from the airport in a few hours.”

“Ah yes, flying in a hometown girl. Hopefully you made sure I hadn’t fucked her already.” I took a hit, then passed it to Chandler. “What about you? You got any girls flying in for you? Short Carol with the fat tits? Or that bitch Jess who I cannot fucking stand? It better not be her.”

“I wish. I’d love that redhead’s legs wrapped around me. I don’t have anyone, so if you want to invite two girls, you can set me up with one.” Chandler suggested.

“I’ll think on it,” I said. “I’m gonna take a shower then I gotta go to this girl’s Thanksgiving. But I’ll be back for dinner, and if you’re lucky Chandler I’ll have a couple bitches with me.”

I arrived to Pretty Brunette’s family Thanksgiving still feeling high. Luckily her family was already on their third bottle of wine. The blonde aunt hugged me when she saw me. I must have made an impression last night. Legs For Days wasn’t there yet but her blonde sisters were. Sorority Girl was home for break and Hidden Tits was with some dorky ass dude. I chatted with them before the Pretty Brunette pulled me away.

She pulled me down to the basement. She handed me a condom and said, “I want you to fuck me on my grandpa’s pool table.” She pulled me into a kiss and rubbed my dick through my pants. “You need to be quick though so we don’t get caught.”

I squeezed her tits, and worked quickly to get hard. She pulled down her jeans then bent over the table presenting her pussy to me. I guided my cock into her. She wasn’t as wet as she needed to be, but after a few thrusts, she lubed up.

With her head down on the table, I fucked her as quietly as I could. I made sure my hips didn’t smack against her ass. I was giving her half a dick. But half a dick from me is like a full sized dick from any other guy. Luckily I was still rev’d up from last night and it didn’t take too long to come. As I was pulling out, I heard footsteps on the stairs.

Legs for Days rounded the corner to see me with my dick out and a full condom drooping in my hands. She said, “Oh my god! You guys are awful! Joey, put that monster back in your pants before my grandma sees it and has a heart attack!”

Pretty Brunette apologized, “I’m so sorry! You can’t tell anyone. I’m so embarrassed.”

“No you’re not! You’re turned on!” Legs For Days said. “You love showing off.”

“Alright I do, but I don’t want to get caught,” Pretty Brunette giggled. “It’s so thrilling having sex in places you shouldn’t.”

We went back upstairs. During lunch, the blonde aunt asked, “Joey, do you have any single friends? My eldest daughter can’t seem to find a man. Or if she does, she doesn’t bring them home.”

“Actually one of my roommates is single,” I turn to Legs For Days. “What’s your type?”

She gave me a wide fake smile, “Just a nice young man I can bring home to mama.”

After the meal, the Pretty Brunette and me were talking in a corner. Legs For Days strolled up and punched me in the arm. “I don’t appreciate you teasing me, especially when I could tell everyone what you two were doing downstairs.”

“How was he teasing you by asking your type,” Pretty Brunette asked.

“Because he knows my type,” Legs For Days replied.

“Oh,” said Pretty Brunette confused. “I’ve never met his roommates so I don’t know.”

That confused Legs for Days, “You’ve never met his roommates after how long you’ve been dating!?”

To calm them both I said, “You are both invited to my place for dinner. You can meet my roommates, and I’ll introduce you to my single roommate.”