Thank goodness!

You hear the door open and your mother announces in her way "Honey I'm home!" Which she has explained is a reference but she never let you in on what it means. Not thinking you rush downstairs and hug her getting a shocked giggle from her and a hug back "Well it is nice to meet you too I'm Mary" she pats your hair comfortingly before you realize what her words mean and have to decide if you will tell her the truth or lie about your condition.