Texting Monica

I asked Jess and Amanda. “What are you two giggling at?”

Jess said, “I’m sorry, but your phone was right there, and you got a text, so we started responding. Who is this Monica? She must really like you.”

Oh fuck. Oh fuck. I tried to play it cool, acting like it was no big deal, “Why do you think that?”

Amanda responded, “Because it’s the middle of the night, and we are sending the dirtiest texts imaginable to her and she’s still responding.”

“You girls are pretending to be me and are sexting with someone you don’t know?” I asked, feeling my heart pumping.

Jess said, “You can’t be mad at me. I’m the bride. But you can punish Amanda as much as you want.” I looked at Amanda who bit in her lower lip.

I said, “Oh you’re both going to get it. But I need to see what damage has been done. Let me see the texts.”

Jess waved me over and I crawled in between the blonde and the redhead to look at my phone. I started at the last text Monica sent before the girls responded.

[Monica]: I miss you

[Me]: I’m so drunk and horny right now

[Monica]: Oh rly?

[Me]: my dick is granite

Jess interrupted my reading, “Most of this was Amanda, since I was busy getting evidence of you and Caitlyn in the shower.”

[Monica]: Are you thinking of me?

[Me]: yes my dick so full

[Monica]: I wish I was full of your dick

[Me]: where you want it.. mouth? Cunt? Ass?

I said, “Oh come on. I never used that word!”

The girls laughed. Amanda put in arm around my shoulder, and whispered in my ear, “That was me. Keep that in mind when you’re pounding my cunt tonight.”

[Monica]: Oh wow you must be really drunk

[Me]: so drunk so horny. Threesome. Which friend?

[Monica]: I don’t know if I’d want to share you

[Me]: Gun to head. Have to choose

[Monica]: Well Joey is really cute

Jess said, “This girl wants to have two guys in a threesome. I hope you’re cool with that. Because we loved this direction it went in.”

[Me]: I heard he has a big dick

[Me]: hung like a horse

[Me]: donkey dick

[Monica]: I heard that too lol

[Me]: bigger than me?

[Monica]: I don’t know. Which friend do you want in the threesome?

[Me]: the one with the huge tits

[Monica]: lol you just described most of my friends

[Me]: sry the one who has huge tits and is a dirty slut

[Monica]: Lauren? Lol she’d be down

[Me]: I’d fuck you two so hard you’d be sore for days

[Monica]: You better back up your talk the next time you see me. I need to get back to sleep. Make sure to drink plenty of water. Goodnight. I miss you

Jess said, “See it wasn’t that bad! Now you know she’s down for a threesome. One with your hung friend and one with her large titty’d slutty friend.”

I sighed in relief. It really wasn’t that bad. It might lead to an awkward conversation later but nothing that I couldn’t blame on drunken banter. I looked from Jess to Amanda and said, “So are you two really to get fucked so hard, you’ll be sore for days?”