Tells the truth

"Listen..." Joe says. "The company is restructuring-"

"I know," you say.

"What you don't know is that they are turning everyone into slutty office workers!" Joe grabs you by the shoulders and shakes you. "The only people who are safe are management as long as they turn their employees into sexy secretaries."

"So Susan?" You ask, naming the only woman in the department.

"Susan, Dave, Jeff! Everyone!" Joe shows he file of pink forms. "These forms are treated with nanites that transformed some poor sap into Jennifer. Most likely a guy."

"What!"

"I tried to make this easy for you. Transforming you would have solved both of our problems. But now you managed to escape your fate!"

Joe walks threatening towards you. Cornering you.