Disable your Ad Blocker! Thanks :)
Chapter 7
by
BobWeasel
What do you do?
Take out the Fighter
With the Paladin busy for a few moments and the fighter focused on that, starting to make his way over there, you decide to capitalize on it and sneak towards him, getting on top of a toppled pillar. As soon as he passed by, you lunged with a WAAH! (Warcry I) and strike!
Goblin Runt deals 6 damage to PhoenixRising
(3 piercing, 2x with Warcry I)
(SP: 1/3)
Your blade finds the neck of the Fighter who had already been singed and wailed upon and he crumples to the floor bleeding. Seeing the sword the Fighter had, you pick it up and turn towards the Paladin who had finished off the other runts, it was now you, the Paladin, and the Rogue.
Iron Shortsword (Adequate) acquired
Attack: Iron Shortsword, Adequate (Melee, 1H): 1d6+1 slashing, 2d4 piercing
“Are you going to help at all?”
“Nah...”
“Then you don’t get any of the loot once I’m done with this bastard.”
“Eh, this is more entertaining.”
With a warcry, the Paladin charges, hammer raised high. Seeing this, you decide ‘Nope!’ and start running away.
(Cue a chase scene that the Rogue finds very hilarious, rolling around laughing as the dwarf chases you around)
“Huff-huff-get back here you-huff asshole!”
All that heavy armor isn’t great for running around is it? Well if you insist, turning around you sprint at him, lunging and bringing the sword down on him as he realizes too late that you weren’t still running away, barely bringing his shield up with a CLANG!
However, that blinds him to your dagger in your other hand which slips around and stabs at his exposed armpit.
Goblin Runt deals 5 piercing damage to Keggerstan, reduced to 4 piercing damage by armor
“Fuck! Huff-You!” as he swings the hammer around, finally catching you in the side.
Keggerstan deals 4 bludgeoning damage to Goblin Runt
(HP: 2/6)
Rolling away, you know it’s now or never as you stab forward with the shortsword, letting out a final WAAH!
Goblin Runt deals 8 piercing damage to Keggerstan, reduced to 7 piercing damage by armor
(5 piercing, 2x (Max +3) with Warcry I)
The Paladin reacts a hair too slowly, the blade slipping under his guard and into his throat. He falls to the ground. DING!
LEVEL UP! Please select a tier 2 evolution path!
Feeling out the options, you can see that there are a few to choose from.
What do you choose?
Disable your Ad Blocker! Thanks :)
Game Monster
From Creep to Boss
You come into being as a low-level monster, the kind heroes chew through like popcorn. You know the drill, whether you're a player yourself or an artificial intelligence, and you're sick of it. You set out on your own quest: to defeat the heroes at any cost (or at least be an epic boss somewhere down the line).
Updated on Mar 13, 2026
by Witmann
Created on May 11, 2015
by Cantalope
- 66,012 Likes
- 19,131,441 Views
- 5,047 Favorites
- 10,620 Bookmarks
- 2,385 Chapters
- 79 Chapters Deep
- All Comments
- Chapter Comments