Super-hero

Well, in this shitty neighborhood, there's no shortage of street-punks to test my abilities on. It was after midnight by the time I decided to make my move. I left the apartment and secured both locks then headed down to the main communal door, stepping over Jones the heroine addict slumped on the stairs. What the hell was a superhero supposed to do with him?

Out on the street, I could see half a dozen working girls plying their trade. Not quite the damsels in distress I was hoping for. No bag snatchers. No Muggings.

"Hey Rick!"

"Oh Hey Crystal" Crystal had been in my class at school up until she dropped out a year or so ago. I was tempted to bang her, but the 2 problems with that were that a) it might be awkward given that we had a history and knew each other pretty well, and b) she probably actually wanted some money to suck dick, and I didn't have any.

Shit, this was a bust.

A cop car slowed to a stop up ahead of me.They ignored the working girls, and got out and headed to a streetfood stall. The two officers were a short fat man and a tall intimidating woman with her blonde hair, secured carefully and severely inside her hat.

I approached them and listened to the code coming from their communicators. "skeewawk", the device sounded, then as if through a muffled electrical fabric, "There's a 10-16 ongoing on mid 27th. Standby".

They ignored that one. What the hell was a 10-16? This was it! I realized. I approached the 2 police officers. "Hi," I said awkwardly.

They both turned to look at me, a skewer of barbecued chicken in each of their hands.

"Can we help you?" asked the blonde.

"uh, yeah. That looks pretty cool". I said pointing to the radio communicator on her large breast, just below her name tag. Officer Radicek.

"Have you got a problem you need the police for sonny? If not you're just keeping me from my kebab and I dont like that." said her partner.

"Uh, no I just want to help".

"Look kid, I'm sorry", said Radicek, "Why dont you go home and".

She was interrupted by the radio again. "10-32 on 24th and 12. Shot fired. All units assist. repeat All units assist."

"Shit," said the man and threw his kebab in the bin. They marched straight back to their car and jumped in.

It was now or never. "Please take me with you!" I said.

"Get in the back kid!" the blonde shouted as she took the wheel. As soon as I was in the car roared off.

24th and 12 was a mini-mart. There were already 3 cop cars surrounding it.

"There's two of them. 10-32 means there's a shooter, Radicek explained to me.

"Why the fuck are you telling him?" asked the grumpy little man. I couldn't be bothered learning his name.

I got out with my two cops as they were quickly appraised of the situation. "They've got the teller, and his wife as hostages. We dont know if anyone else is there or if anyone's hurt yet" said a more mature hispanic cop.

"Shit lieutenant, these things never end well", the man grumbled.

"Don't I know it! Who's this you've brought?"

I didn't wait to be introduced. "Hi, my name's Rick. Please believe I'm just here to help and just accept it.

"ok. I'm not sure what you can do, but every little bit helps." he clapped me on the shoulder then picked up his megaphone. From behind his parked car, he yelled. "This is lieutenant Fernandez of NYPD. You're surrounded. Give yourselves up before anyone gets hurt."

We waited a few moments, "Nothing!" spat the lieutenant.

"You two cover the back in case they run," said the lieutenant, starting to adjust his players on the board.

"Wait," I said.

"What?"

"Please let me try", I said indicating the megaphone.

"What? you got special training or something? The negotiating team will be here in a couple of hours - we want this to be finished way before that", Fernandez said

"Yeah. Special training. Something like that. I agreed and took the megaphone.

"Uh, hi" I said with my voice amplified. "My name is Rick". I started, "Officer Radicek and I will be coming in to arrest you in a minute. Please don't shoot or hurt us or anyone else. Please sit down and do nothing until we get there."

"What the hell was that?" asked the lieutenant taking the megaphone back.

I got up from behind the car and gestured to the tall blonde woman. She was hesitant at first, then ran to join me as I strode straight to the front door of the minimart.

"Keep them covered!" shouted the lieutenant, waving his hands to his team surrounding the shop.

Inside there was a state of some disruption. An Indian woman was huddled over her husband who lay heavily on the floor, blood leaking from a shoulder wound. She looked terrified. He didnt look great either. The till was open above them and empty. About them displays were toppled and goods strewn across the floors.

In the freezer aisle, two youths sat on the floor with their pistols by their side, one black, one white. They looked resigned to their fate.

I let Radacek cuff them, call in the all clear and get the ambulance called.

As the situation resolved itself, Radacek's partner said to me "You did well there kid. come on we'll take you home."

"Just officer Radacek please. Let her take me home", I said figuring I had enough of the little guy.

"Suit yourself. I'll sort out the paperwork. The busts are going down on your sheet Abi", he said to the blonde "as our friend isn't on the ****."

"oh. Right!" she said, then stepped round to the driver's side She looked at me as if seeing me for the first time, taking me seriously at last.

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As we pulled away, I said, "Please let me rub your body wherever I like". I couldn't help myself.

"Sure, no problem", she said as if she hadn't even been listening. She opened her legs a little as I slipped a hand between her thighs.

"What did he mean about your sheet, Abi?"

"Its our arrest record. Two armed robbers is a big deal Rick. I cant thank you enough. You're a very brave guy. I might get promoted after this".

"Hell, You followed me!" I massaged her pussy through the crotch of her uniform pants while she drove me home. My horn was not going to be denied though. As we pulled in outside my apartment, "Please can you come in to my apartment Officer? I'm still quite excited after the robbery and I'd like to fuck you".