Sue Storm Defeats The Mole Queen With A Kiss

Moloid women flooded the subway. Sue Storm created an invisible envelope around her and simply walked through them, the slim yellow bodies flowing around her. Reed, Ben, and Johnny were up on the street, handling the crowd. It was up to Sue to press forward and deal with the Mole Queen herself.

She was a small, heavyset woman in an unflattering green worksuit and cape, holding a staff with a glowing gem. Her eyes were hidden by a familiar pair of goggles. Sue raised an eyebrow. She looked an awful lot like the Mole Man, but those were definitely breasts, and she was wearing green lipstick. The hair was longer too, collar-length, and the nails were longer, smoothly polished, and painted.

"You!" the Mole Queen said as she caught sight of Sue. The glowing staff pointed toward the Invisible Woman. "Surface dweller! How dare you invade my domain!"

"Hold on, your highness," Sue said, raising her hands in a gesture of peace. "I'm just here to talk."

"The Mole Queen does not negotiate with surface dwellers!" she screamed. Her voice was definitely more high-pitched than the Mole Man's. "I demand."

Sue offered a smile and kept walking forward. At this range, she could have crushed the Mole Queen. But that would still leave her surrounded by Moloids.

"Well, what are your demands?" Sue said.

The glowing staff quivered. Sue stepped forward, and the Mole Queen leaned forward. Definitely short-sighted.

"You're...beautiful," she said.

"You're not so bad yourself," Sue lied smoothly.

The staff lowered.

"I...I came seeking a mate. On my world, a solar flare sterilized the surface. All the men are gone. The Moloids can continue their line—the cloning machines function—but I have been so lonely. I have my harem, but a child of my own. I hoped in this dimension I could find...men..." the Mole Queen seemed to shrink into herself.

"Oh, honey. You don't need men. You need a sperm bank," Sue said. She now drew level with the Mole Queen, and leaned down so that they could meet face to face. "Withdraw your Moloids and I promise, we can use our technology and resources to help you repopulate your world."

The Mole Queen's eyes went wide behind her mask. A blush spread across her cheeks.

"You mean it?" she said.

"Of course," Sue said with a smile—and then leaned in and pressed her lips against the Mole Queen's.

Within a few minutes, the flood of Moloids reversed itself. Sue Storm walked out a few minutes later, smiling, confident, and with a smear of green lipstick on her mouth.