Study time!

You show up at the library right at 2 PM, just as you and Maddie had agreed. When you get to the study room, she's already there, looking through her biology textbook. "Hey, Josh," she says.

"How's it going, Maddie?" you say, trying to put on a casual voice.

"Good," she says cheerily.

You close the door and sit down. You could say "blowjob" right now and she'd be at your feet, but you decide to work your way up to it.

"Before we start studying," you say, "can I ask you kind of a personal question?"

Maddie looks up, slightly concerned. "Sure, what is it?" she says.

"You're a virgin, right?"

She looks suspicious of you, to say the least. "Why do you want to know that?" she says.

"I'm just wondering," you say. "Like, you've never given oral sex before, or?"

"That's a really weird question coming from you, Josh. You're not propositioning me, are you?"

"No, of course not!" you say. "I was just thinking, you seem like the kind of person who would be really good at sucking guys off, that's all."

"Fucking excuse me?" Maddie says. She stands up and starts to pack up her books. "That is so fucking inappropriate. I should call the campus police right now."

You've gotten her pissed off at you, and she's about to leave. It's time to drop the b-bomb.