Strategy lessons with Don (Cunning +4)

Part of you really wanted to go find a sexy priestess to hang out with... but, thinking about it, nobody knew more about the Kami Kurabe than Don, seemingly. You figured it might be best if you sucked up your pride and went to meet him, to see if you could sponge off just a bit more of his knowledge.

Luckily, his room wasn't too far. You knocked and heard him jump up to his feet, then run to the door excitedly. He opened it up, revealing his gray, excited face, with his lips rolled back from his dentures in a big grin... before his face fell. "Eeeeh? I thought you was that room service I ordered about a hour ago," he grunted, finishing opening the door to reveal he was dressed in a vibrantly purple bath-robe. It made you feel a bit nauseous to see it. You informed him that you were hoping to pick his brain a little more, being a newbie and all.

{if Buchikowasu Tattooed = 1}"What are you, some kinda wise guy? You already beat my priestess, shit-for-brains. What makes you think you got anything left to learn from me?" he questioned, taking a seat in his suite's armchair and returning to a cigar he'd evidently dropped on the floor when I entered. It was pretty lucky the luxurious red rug of this hotel-like room hadn't caught fire. "Okay, alright. Looks like my room service ain't comin' anyway, might as well pass on a bit more of what I know. Now... we talkin' strategy for gettin' your priestess to wanna suck your dick, oooor?" he asked, waving his hands questioningly.

You told him that you were actually referring to combat strategy.

"Ah, right, right. Cause look, my strategies for that other thing are about a couple centuries outta date, 'specially taken into account this room service that never came. But fuggetabout it," he grumbled, setting down his teeth and his dentures all at once... You tried not to stare and waited for him to notice. Finally, he replaced them, then spent the next hour or so imparting a few centuries worth of Kami Kurabe knowledge into you.{endif}

{if Don's Tattoo = 1}"Heh heh heck! Guess that makes sense, seeing how you demonstrated a complete lack'a strategy during our meeting. Dang! I thought you were actively tryin' to lose cause you wanted to see that Easy-Easy-Japanesey priestess of yours in the buff," he cackled, lighting a new cigar as he spoke, while gesturing for you to take a seat inside his suite. "You really wanna get better, huh? Then I got a loootta teachin' to do, apparently. Buckle in, kid."

The two of you would spend the rest of the night going over strategies to help Keiko. Hopefully, you could prevent your lack of intellect from getting in her way again...{endif}

((Cunning +4))