Soon to be a lot less

"OK, easy," Jenny said as she helped the stumbling, drunk girl up the steps to their shared room.

"Uhhhhhh" Hilda groaned as Jenny fumbled with the room key.

"Damn, you really are heavy," Jenny complained as she finally opened the door.

The room was a bit larger and nicer than she was used to (Jenny had sprung for the deluxe suite because, hey, Hilda was paying, so why not make the best of this situation?).

"I wanna lie down," Hilda repeated as Jenny dragged her inside.

"I know, just wait, ok," the younger and very irritated woman said before dropping her drunk companion onto the bed with an unceremonious *PLOP!*

"Mmmmm zas nice..." Hilda cooed as rolled onto her side.

Jenny wiped the sweat from her brow and sighed. She looked around the room and groaned. There was only one bed.

"Well that's just great," the knight huffed.

"Jenny?" Hilda pitifully pleaded.

*Sigh* "What?" The annoyed woman answered back.

"I'm ho-o-o-o-t," Hilda whined. "Can you help me get this stuff off?"

"Oh for -" Jenny rolled her eyes and then looked at the helpless drunk girl.

She wanted to say no, but a twinge of guilt came over. She had vowed to help the helpless... and then she remembered she was still holding Hilda's (slightly lighter now) coin pouch.

"I am definitely charging you for this..." Jenny mumbled as she plopped down on the bed next to Hilda and started working on the straps.