Something interesting about Helen and Penelope

To your immense surprise, you see:

Personal Information -

• Age: 45
• Gender: Female
• Marriage Status: Widowed
• Children: 2
• Jerome Toby Hansen - Son
• Penelope Kayla Jones - Daughter

Well well well. Very interesting. Not only is Penelope her daughter but the first frat-boy jock she promoted over me was her son? Can you say nepotism? You sigh, unable to really be that surprised. Since Jerry moved on to other departments pretty quickly, you wonder if the prevalence of frat-boy jocks in those departments is due to him hiring his buddies?

You decide you may as well click on Penelope’s name. When you do, you see a picture of her at her desk and the same menu options and you click on the + next to Personal Information. You see:

Personal Information -

• Age: 23
• Gender: Female
• Marriage Status: Divorced
• Children: 0

Already divorced at 23? Ouch. You can’t decide who you feel sorrier for - Penelope or the unknown ex-husband. Or is it ex-wife? Whichever - it isn’t important right now. You click on the + next to Affection Information.

Affection Information -

• Affection: -24

Worse than you were expecting, frankly. She hasn’t been around at your company long - only a year - and hasn’t interacted much with you during that time either positively or negatively so why does she hate you that much when her mother is mostly neutral about you?

You look up and you realize you’re not too far from your stop so you quickly back out of the Superiors section and go to Family. You then tap on Molly Carter - for some reason you decide you need to know what her score is before you meet up with your niece. You see a picture of her in what seems to be her bedroom. I wonder if it would be more accurate if I was connected to the internet? And when did I start taking this app seriously?

The information says:

Name: Molly Carol Carter

Personal Information +

Affection Information +

Physical Information +

You nod to yourself as you remember Tammy gave her your Mom’s name as her middle name. You open up Affection Information.

Affection Information -

• Affection: 10

Well, at least it’s positive. You think for a moment and realize that even though you live fairly close to them, while you’ve seen Tammy for lunch now and then, you haven’t really seen Molly for two years. And it was fairly intermittent even before she got really busy with school activities. With that in mind you can’t blame her for having such a low affection score - as far as recent events are concerned, she barely even knows you. You see you’re at your stop so you get off and go to the Starbucks. Molly isn’t there yet so you tap on Personal Information.

Personal Information -

• Age: 18
• Gender: Female
• Marriage Status: Single
• Children: 0

Curious about what it shows, you decide to tap on Physical Information. Surprised again, you see:

Physical Information -

• Height: 5’ 5”
• Weight: 119
• Eyes: Blue
• Hair: Natural blond (currently dyed Red)
• Bust: 34B
• Waist: 28
• Hips: 34
• Sexual experience:
  -- Oral: Nonvirgin
  -- Vagina: Virgin
  -- Anus: Virgin

In your shock, your finger brushes the row with Oral. A window pops up.

Level: Experimental. Molly has given one blowjob to a boyfriend she no longer has. She and her best friend have experimented with each other. OK.

You blush slightly as you close that window. Boy, that’s really…detailed. For a moment you think about backtracking to check out the physical information for Mrs. Hansen and Penelope but just then you see Molly arrive. Your blush increases but fortunately it can be explained off as physical exertion. She drives up to you and rolls down her window.

“The pizza place is just right over there. Why don’t you go ahead in and I’ll park the car and come find you?”

You nod so she drives off to find a parking place, not that it’ll be hard - there’s plenty available just then. You turn and walk in the pizza place. There’s a couple guys in line ahead of you so you just get in line and wait. Molly appears and stands next to you. You give her a glance - she’s not wearing anything special. Just a pair of jeans and t-shirt that fits the temperate weather at the moment. You subconsciously note that the shirt she is wearing is not the one she had on in the picture.

“Nice dye job on that hair. How’s it going?”

She shrugs. “Thanks. It’s going. Mom told me about your apartment. That’s a major bummer. My life is peachy compared to that.”

You can’t tell if there’s a tinge of sarcasm when she says “peachy” but you leave it for the moment. “Yeah. I’ll have to go back tomorrow and deal with the insurance. The police wouldn’t really tell me anything beyond that but between you and me, from the looks of things, the whole place is a goner.”

“Major bummer,” Molly repeats, but with more feeling while shaking her head. She starts to say something else but the guy in front of you left with his pizza so you two step up to the counter and Molly says, “Order for Carter.”

The cashier nods and goes to the holding ovens and pulls out three pizzas.

You look at Molly and raise your eyebrows.

She shrugs. “Mom was pretty sure it wouldn’t be just one night. And, well, leftovers.”

You chuckle and nod. You can’t blame her.

You pay the cashier when he brings the pizzas and Molly leads the way out to the car.

In the car, you make small talk for a few minutes then both fall silent as Molly starts to need to pay more attention to the traffic.