Something REALLY unexpected.

You felt your head being grabbed by two soft hands, before feeling something warm pressed against your lips. A soft sound came from the object, which sent pleasant vibrations against your lips.

Wha-?

It took you a brief moment before you realized it was Alice, who was currently kissing you and moaning in your mouth.

...

WHAT THE FUCK?

Out of shock, you tried to pull away from her, "Woah, wait, Alice- What are you-" but were interrupted when Alice pulled you towards her again for another kiss.

Okay, no, seriously, time out. What the hell is happening right now?

"Mm~ Oh John, you naughty dog~!" She moaned in a sultry manner, before resuming your makeout session, where she was now trying to **** a tongue inside of you.

I AM SO CONFUSED.

You gently tried to hold her back, "Alice, why are you-"

But you were interrupted yet again when she pushed you to lie down on the couch, and then put her body on top of you to prevent you from escaping, she lovingly shushed you, "Don't ruin this for me." Before going back to **** your mouth.

With having no other idea of what to do, you pretty much decided to just lie there and let everything happened.

You were still lost. Like, very very very far beyond the edge of space lost.

Okay, think logically. What led up to this moment?

You waited for her to get home.

You confessed that you **** her.

And now she's kissing you.

...

Did you have a fucking stroke somewhere in between that- How the hell this transition take such a large leap?!

She finally took a moment to pull back from the kiss to take a breather, giggling and giving you a rather ecstatic smile.

Seizing this chance, you took the initiative to ask her, "What is happening right now?"

In response, she switched her excited smile into a half-lidded seductive one, before laying down and squishing her breasts on top of your chest. With one finger tracing circles on your cheek, she told you, "You didn't **** me last night, John. That never happened."

...

"But I did though?" You wanted to sound confident when you said that, but with the way everything is topsy turvey at the moment, you're not even sure of anything at all anymore.

Also, you're starting to get really turned on from how Alice is acting towards you, which just adds into your confusion twice as much.

Feeling your pants growing a bulge, Alice glanced down at it with a satisfied look before rubbing her leg on it.

Oh god, that feels good...

"John, you passed out before I did. There's no way you could have done anything to me without me remembering it."

What?

"Wait, how do you kno-"

"I drink champagne like a boss, John. You really think I would ever be leightweight enough to pass out before you do?" She explained as if it was a matter of fact.

Well.

Shit.

Now what?

"You probably ended up having a really good wet dream after you passed out, and you thought it actually happened. I guess that makes sense, considering what I was doing to you last night."

"Wait, what you were doing last...? Alice, what are you talking about?"

She giggled a bit, looking up to you with a small blush, like she was almost embarrassed to admit it. "I... I guess you could say that I was the one **** you last night after you passed out."

...

*mind-exploding everywheeeeeeeere*