She loves it, you hate it

You start to hyperventilate as it sinks in that you no longer have a dick. "What are we gonna do? How could this happen? We need to see the doctor, NOW."

Sam stares at her humongous member. It looks so out of place, just hanging between such a feminine figure's legs. "But why? Its not like there's a procedure for this."

"We just have to, I need to know where my dick went. This is horrible, why aren't you worried?" you ask Sam, who was now tracing the tip of her cock with her painted fingernails.

"I'm just not that upset by it. Periods sucked anyway. Now I get to see how simple and easy it is to have a dick." she says" finally looking up at you, erect cock almost poking your stomach.

You are taken aback. "We are leaving. NOW."