Ross interrupts the story

“I hope y’all aren’t believing any of this,” Ross interrupts. He looks at me and Monica, then at Joey and Phoebe. “I don’t know why my wife thinks this is funny, but I didn’t do any of this gay shit.”

Rachel says, “I don’t think it’s funny. I’m just telling them what happened on our trip.”

“Then stop lying!” Ross yells. “We had an orgy then we went to bed and left the next day. I don’t know where this sick fantasy came from, where I sneak out and fuck the dudes.”

Before Rachel can respond, Ross stands up, and says, “Fuck this. I’m going to bed. Y’all can stay and listen to my wife tell some perverted fantasy where her husband sucks dick and gets his ass fucked, but I’m not enjoying it. I’m out of here.” He grabs the bourbon bottle and storms back to the house.

Phoebe laughs and says, “I was skeptical at first, but now I know this part is true.”

“You must enjoy pissing off your husband if you know he’s this embarrassed by the story,” adds Monica.

“I didn’t think he’d be this angry,” Rachel says. “He claimed he was blacked out and didn’t remember anything after the orgy other than falling asleep.”

“You can sleep with me and Phoebe tonight since he’s so upset,” Joey suggests.

“Don’t worry about me,” Rachel takes a drink. “If he’s still up when I get to the room, I’ll apologize and we’ll have incredibly loud makeup sex.”

“Before you go, you’ll have to tell us if Ross got fucked in the ass,” Phoebe says.