Replace that stick up her butt

"Please tell me what you're reading," you tell her.

She sighs again. "It's a feminist critique of Shakespeare," she says without looking up.

"Please sit here and listen to me," you tell her.

She looks up at you.

"Later today, please find a sex shop and buy an anal plug, and please keep it up your ass every day for the next two weeks. When you take it out to use the restroom or have anal sex. Please suck it clean until you're ready to put it back in, and please love the taste of your own ass."

She sighs again and just rolls her eyes, but you know she'll do it.

"Please keep ribbed condoms and lube in your purse, and please come here once a week for the next three months to find a total stranger to fuck you up the ass in the alley behind here. Finally, please come with me and please have me fuck you up the ass in the alley."

"Fine," she says as she gathers her purse and closes her book.

"Please leave your underwear on the table." You take her outside and around the back of the building. She lowers her slacks and bends over and puts her hands against the wall of the coffee shop.

"Please orgasm non-stop whenever your fucked up the ass, and please turn around and lube up my cock with your saliva."

You lower your pants, and the woman turns around and squats as she apparently does not want to kneel in the dirty alley. She sucks and salivates all over your cock.

"Please love having a cock in your mouth almost as much as you'll love anal."

Her breathing increases, and after your cock is coated with spit, she turns back around. You slide your cock into her very tight anus, and she starts to orgasm. "Please call out 'I'm love butt sex,' while being fucked up the ass."

"I love butt sex! Oh god! I love butt sex!"

She alternates "Oh gods," with "I love butt sex!" a she orgasms and obeys you.

You finally blow your wad in her ass then pull out. "Please suck my cock clean, then please pull up your slacks and go find a sex shop."

The woman is panting heavily and turns around and sucks you clean. She pulls her slacks up depite her pussy dripping and cum dribbling out of her rectum. The pussy juice and cum make stains in her slacks.

"Please don't worry about the wet spots in your slacks, and please call your closest friends and tell them you had anal sex in an alley with a total stranger and it was the best sex ever."

The woman is conflicted. Part of her is happy from the incredible sexual experience, and part of her feels dirty for what she just did. She walks off as she takes her phone out of her purse.

You zip up.