Random Tom Foolery

I walked on until I came across a hot brunette who seemed overdressed for a college campus. She had her hair up in messy top-knot bun, and wore a black short sleeve sweater and cream colored slacks. An expensive designer purse was over her shoulder, and she had on big sunglasses.

"Hi there. Lovely day, isn't it?"

"Ugh," she moaned as she massaged her neck.

"What is it?"

"Go hit on some ditzy sorority bimbo," she said.

I just smirked. "Please see how many guys it will take to fuck your hair bun and cum in your hair until the bun is completely ruined, then please take selfies of your hair full of cum, share it with your friends, and brag about it."

"Yeah, I'm going to do that, but you don't get to participate," she said.

"That's fine. Please have a fetish for guys cumming in your hair....and please also get off on having guys piss on your face and in your mouth."

She sighed and walked off in search of guys to fuck her bun.

I then spotted two coeds studying with a young man.

I walked up to them and got the guy's attention. "Please tell me if either of these are your girlfriends."

"No, neither. Why?"

"Ladies, please compete right here and now for his cock. Please act as sexy and slutty as you can, and please let him choose a winner to suck his cock right here and now, and please have the loser strut naked from here to the clock tower and back."

I looked at the young man. "Please choose the girl who acts sexiest and sluttiest to suck you off right here."

Soon the two girls were all over the guy, rubbing up against him, putting his hand up under their shirts, and kissing on him.

I headed on and spotted one of the hotter professors on campus. Dr. Sharyl McKinnon.

I was feeling a bit horny now after my latest shenanigans.