Can someone tell Misha about porn? His head is going to explode.

Stephanie woke up with Misha sleeping on her chest, her desire to pee bested by her desire to keep holding him. Fortunately, he woke up soon and rolled off of her, freeing her to relieve herself while he tried to get the feeling in his legs back.

An hour later, Misha was eating cereal when a grumpy-looking Elliot walked in.

"What's wrong?"

Elliot rubbed his eyes and glared at Misha.

"You 2 were loud."

Misha nearly choked on his Coco-Puffs when Elliot said that.

"Um- well- I- uh..."

"Relax dude, you think this is the first time I've heard my mom turning some poor guy inside out?"

Misha just stared at him, his mouth agape.

"I've lived here for 18 years. I've heard way more than I'd like to."

"Oh. That's unfortunate."

"Yep."

Misha just nodded.

***

That night, they elected to go out to dinner. Again they got stares, mostly because of Misha, but they ignored them, and had a lovely meal, despite the repeated complaints from Misha about not being able to drink.

"Hey Misha, you hic- you said you were a were-thal? What doe- hic what does that mean?"

Stephanie did her best to talk despite her hiccups, to some success.

"It means I can change from a thal to a human, and vice versa."

"Wait, wait, slow down. What's a thal?"

Elliot's question took Misha by surprise.

"It's like a really big cat. Does this world have tigers?"

"Yes."

"Like that, but meaner."

"So, you're- hic- like a werewolf?"

"I suppose, but like a cat."

"Dude, I have got to see that some time."

"I'd be happy to show you guys sometime."

***

Leaving the restaurant, Misha and Elliot helped a mildly **** Stephanie into her car, and Elliot drove them. From there, Elliot excused himself to his room while a surprisingly strong Misha carried Stephanie to her room. She was barely out of her dress when she flopped onto the bed and fell asleep. Misha followed her soon after.

Jeez, sorry that took so long guys. My bad. The next chapter will come sooner, I promise.

-Mikhail Gorbachev