Shadow Ape

"Hmm. Soldier boy from down under, is it? One of the few people on my roster of either gender who take their careers seriously. Maybe you take yours a little bit too seriously, hmm?"

Tanya walked a slow circle around him, dragging her hand across his pecs. "Insistent upon abstinence unless you can find a damsel to slake your lust upon. Or until you pick on the wrong damsel and she reshapes your prostate with a thirteen inch strapon."

Shadow Ape just stood their with a thousand yard stare. Tanya rolled her eyes and continued.

"Your unique opportunity, ya big ape, is that you may challenge any woman on my roster to a match tonight. That is, if you have enough personality to know their names. If you don't-"

Shadow Ape reached out to take the microphone as Tanya's eyes widened in shock.