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Chapter 4 by Gambio Gambio

and now we return you to your regularly scheduled programming

Actually no we won't: Introducing how to upload images

"What are we doing here, Marcie?"

"Well, originally I intended to give this answer chapter above us a piece of my mind. How dare they question my intelligence! My reasoning was perfectly logical and..."

"Ok, ok, can you get to the point please?"

"Ah yes, it looks like Engin is too inept to upload a picture."

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"To be fair, the site is pretty obtuse. It does require a genius like me to figure some of this out."

"I tried reading some of the guidelines and I'm getting a headache. Has anyone asked this genesis guy to solve a captcha? Because I think he is a robot, that doesn't understand how humans work."

"It's a good thing we are here to take up the slack. So let's first take a look at that picture in question."

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"Nice."

"It is ok. I mean the artist is clearly no Marcie Storm. But we all had to start someone. If theblueheretic keeps at it, she might even eventually produce someone rivalling the quality of "La fille nue"

"Yeah sure."

"Back to the task at hand. You can't just post the link of an image inside here and expect it to work."

"I suppose that would be to easy for this shitty site."

"What you need to do is use a formula. It's kinda like when you do some statistics on excel."

"Ok."

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"This is the formula."

"I don't see anything."

"Yes, for you see, this site was created by Dr. Mengele to **** people. How about this?"

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"Oh, ok."

"This is the formula you have to use to insert an image into your story."

"What the fuck is a Kanami?"

"I have no idea, but it sounds useless. In any case, it is just a placeholder. You replace it with the link of the picture you want to display."

"Uh"

"Yes. I imagine this is where engin has her problem. You can't just copy the image page. You have to right click on the image, open it directly and then copy the link in the URL."

"Fuck me, that sounds complicated as shit."

"Let's illustrate it with another picture."

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"Are you able to follow so far?"

"Why is everything here in german?"

"Because I like a challenge. Anyway, once you copy and paste said link, your formula should look something like this."

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"Holy cow! What is this huge ass giberish!"

"The sign of success, that's what it is, Gina. Once you have done that you can simply publish the chapter and you have done it. You have added a picture to your story. Congratulations."

"Ugh, this shit is way too complicated. You should just be able to drag and drop the images you want on here! This is why I hate all you computer nerds!"

"Well, if nothing else helps, Engin can always just type the link in from hand. That should work too."

"Yeah, have fun with that. Fuck me I can't believe I spend my sunday morning doing this shit."


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