Alide and Dahlia read Marcie and Gina read

"Greetings dear readers, voiceless voices from another world, I am the sexy tower attendant Alide here with my sister, Dahlia as well as our dear friend, Yulia,"

"Yes indeed, I am Dahlia, the Tower Merchant,"

"I'm Yulia... I'm here too... Also there's um something or someone else here... Should we be concerned?"

"Nah just ignore it, anyway dear readers today we have been called to perform a strangely meta duty,"

"Somehow even more Meta than our normal duty which I remind you involves asking the readers of our story to tell us what to do to the main character of our story,"

"I... um... would like to take this opportunity to thank the voices by the way. Even the mean ones, I love you all and thank you for taking part,"

"Yes our readers are lovely, but back on topic. We have been called to react in character to a review of our story, done in the character of Marcie and Gina, by the creator of Marcie and Gina who is themselves also one of the voices who directs the path of our story,"

"Yes. The Clever little boy,"

"The mean voice..."

"The very same,"

"You know I never got to say it in the story, because our coward of a writer decided it didn't really make any sense so let me say it now... *ahem* Ara Ara, such a clever boy, big sis Dahlia loves clever little boys,"

"I can't believe we're related,"

"Has it actually been specified that we're actually related? Like by blood?"

"Honestly I'm not even sure we technically even exist outside of our roles in the tower? Were we created by the tower to serve functions within it, did we come from elsewhere? Are we related to Dreg-"

"God I hope not..."

"Dreg is pretty creepy and he pretty much outright stated he was going to **** me..."

"Exactly. Creepy bastard, but technically he does serve a similar function to us, being a non-monstrous denizen of the tower. It would make sense for there to be at least some form of relation between us,"

"Please stop... You're going to make me sick,"

"Right... We're going off on a tangent anyway. We're supposed to be reacting to this review!"

READING IN PROGRE- "Oh who are we kidding we read it before we even started this,"

"Oh do I finally get to point out that the oh so smart Marcie and the much less smart Gina can't even remember my damn name?"

"Indeed... Despite likely reading your name multiple times they still keep calling you-"

"-Dehlia! Dehlia isn't even a name. My name is Dahlia! That's an actual name. It's not like my name is something weird like Alide or Yulia, both of which are totally not normal names by the way, no the name they consistently screw up is the one name that's an actually fairly normal name!"

"I... I think Dehlia's a nice name too... If it makes you feel better,"

"It doesn't, Yulia, but... Thanks I guess?"

"For someone as seemingly well read as Marcie she does seem to have difficulty picking up on a theme,"

"Yeah! I wonder why the two risky ventures that have a chance for a near infinite payout, but with a chance of doom as well showed up on the floor that had the word Greed written on the entry door, the entire point of my shop and Dreg's wheel are to make the voices gauge risk to reward. If the voices are hesitant to take advantage of the wheel or my services, because of the risks then congratulations you're-"

"-Fairly well adjusted people who don't let your greed get in the way of properly judging risk vs reward. Dahlia is intentionally already a less random system than the wheel, it's an unknown boon for an unknown risk compared to the wheels half and half chance for a boon or a risk. Certainly Dahlia could offer more specific boons with specific fetish prices, but that would defeat the purpose and also be much easier to game,"

"You know, I was going to call them cowards..."

"I know,"

"Hey... um the weird thing is kind of vibrating or something..."

"Also TheLeherengin would like to add that they have a very open minded friend group and do in fact just show their friends porn. At least specific members of their friend group,"

"I should say... While I know when Marcie commented on how the tower would be a trifling affair she meant as a voice, but I can't get the tantalizing image out of my head now of Marcie as the next chosen. I could definitely get behind that... Or on top of it... under it, various positions..."

"Oh and just in case anyone reading this got the wrong impression... Dahlia is not exclusive to the second floor only. While she is not on every floor like I am, she will be appearing every few floors, sometimes with different special offers,"

"I have lots of surprises in store,"

"The strange thing is vibrating again... Also I think it's... staring at me... Is... Is that an eye? I don't actually even know..."

"Ah yes, Yulia you haven't commented on their opinion of you. What did you think?"

"Oh well... I guess I am barely legal..."

"... Anything else?"

"They called me cute. That made me happy!"

"They also said they're expecting you to fail..."

"Well... Everyone says that... and it's not like they're wrong. the character sheet for me does say I have one of the lowest survival chances of the potential chosen... I mean the only one with less of a survival chance than me was Esaza..."

"Wow you really need to work on your self--esteem... Anyway that's us done I guess, thank you dear readers,"

"We hope to hear your voices in the future!"

"... bye? EEP THE THING WHAT'S IT DOI-"