Megan Thee Stallion

Megan thee Stallion stood in front of the backdrop and impatiently waited for the photographer to take her photo. She wore a patchwork denim suit over a tight white top with a slash over the top of her breasts. She was not sure why she was at an amusement park, but she was convinced by her agent it would be good publicity as it was an adults only park.

"Welcome, Megan," said a woman who was dressed like a Playboy bunny. "It's animal day here, so having a 'Stallion' will be perfect."

Megan rolled her eyes. "Whatever. So what do you want me to do?"

"We would just like you to try some of our games, and just be seen around the park."

"Fine, whatever, let's get on with it."

The bunny took Megan to a bar that was right inside the entrance. "Drink first?"

"Oh god yes!" said Megan.

The bartender gave Megan a drink. "I call this Pony-Girl," said the female bartender who also had bunny ears on. Megan took a sip. "Damn, girl, that's bangin'!" She took a longer sip.

The woman led Megan to a booth where the contestants had to throw baseballs at metal milk bottles. Megan knocked down the bottles and was rewarded with a stuffed horse. "Stallion for the Stallion," said the woman at the booth who was dressed like a puppy. Megan took another long sip of her drink.

Megan wolled her eyes again. At the next booth, where she threw darts at ballons, she popped enough to earn a headband with horse ears attached. She looked at them, gigled a bit and put them on.